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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

2023 Texas Transfer List (Updated 4/17 3:05pm)

On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2023/ 
Visit our friends at On3 for more in depth and complete portal coverage. This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only.

Out:
Offense
QB Hudson Card, OL Andrej Karic, WR Trey Omeire, OL Logan Parr, OL Junior Angilau, WR Agiye Hall, WR Brenen Thompson
Defense
CB Jamier Johnson, DE Prince Dorbah, DE DJ Harris, S JD Coffey, LB Devin Richardson, Isaac Pearson, DE Ovie Oghoufo, DB Ishmael Ibraheem, LB Trevell Johnson, DE Derrick Brown

In: 
Offense
WR AD Mitchell
Defense
P Ryan Sanborn, CB Gavin Holmes, S Jalen Catalon, DT Trill Carter

Targets (Estimated Needs): 

*Confirmed mutual interest

TE (0-1)

WR (1-2)  *AD Mitchell (Georgia)

DE (0-1) 

DL (0-1) *DT Trill Carter (Minnesota; visited 4/11)

CB (1)  *Gavin Holmes (Wake Forest; visited 12/17)

S (1) *Ja'Had Carter (Syracuse; visited 12/17), *Jalen Catalon (Arkansas; visited 1/8)


K/P (1) *Ryan Sanborn (Stanford; visited 12/10)

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RollLeft

Burnt Ends

I'd normally say good luck to the kid, but saying "OU feels like home" gets a nice go fuck yourself B.

Coelenterate Fuccboi

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I’m guessing, as a signing bonus, he was allowed to reach in the ole bag of dicks and choose one of his liking. That’s why he’s smelling his finger and explains the statement.

hornag

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7 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Brenen just pulled his finger out of this one’s rear end:

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Is that a transgender cheerleader?

Napoleon

Legacy Members
23 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Bold strategy, Brennan.

Video] Texas embarrassed Oklahoma, 49-0 in Red River showdown |  SportingAlert.com

“I see [white] people.”
 

-Haley Joel Osment (probably)

Mr. Mojo Risin'

Burnt Ends
30 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

“I see [white] people.”
 

-Haley Joel Osment (probably)

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Story checks out

ousux

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I'd normally say good luck to the kid, but saying "OU feels like home" gets a nice go fuck yourself B.
Same, and using the Cotton Bowl and the golden hat, smh.

Still waiting on blowU to score..it may take a year or so.

Tex Pete

Legacy Members
53 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

We should give the trans thing a rest.

The OU tranny will never not be a thing. 

Vertigo

Certifiably Surly
2 hours ago, hornag said:

Is that a transgender cheerleader?

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RollLeft

Burnt Ends
2 hours ago, hornag said:

Is that a transgender cheerleader?

No that is a tranny that identifies as a cheerleader. 

Getafix

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(edited)

 

Video gif. A light orange dog, ears flopped to both sides, narrows its eyes and positions its snout in a shy cartoon smile.

 

 

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Edited by Getafix

gmr548

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14 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

I can't see any other way to interpret that

 

14 hours ago, RollLeft said:

I'd normally say good luck to the kid, but saying "OU feels like home" gets a nice go fuck yourself B.

He's from a county of 5,000 people where Amarillo is the big city - as many times larger than Spearman as NYC is to Amarillo. I could see how Austin could be a little too much culture shock. Norman/OKC are still bigger obviously but are probably more manageable. 

I'm speculating of course, but you could read the "live how I want" bit that way.

texifornia

Certifiably Surly

A kid we looked at in high school

Denver native and sophomore DE Arden Walker is returning home to Colorado after two seasons at Missouri. The new Buffs transfer commit played in 12 games last season and made two starts. He had 6 tackles and 1.5 TFL.https://t.co/yLJYH8Fi0p

 

ClubWhatever

Legacy Members
16 hours ago, texifornia said:

A kid we looked at in high school

Speak for yourself.  He wasn’t even born when I was in high school. 

Viper

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52 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Speak for yourself.  He wasn’t even born when I was in high school. 

c4a9069a-ef82-498f-9d72-8b052620d24e_tex

South Austin

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On 5/8/2023 at 9:31 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

Bold strategy, Brennan.

Video] Texas embarrassed Oklahoma, 49-0 in Red River showdown |  SportingAlert.com

Am I the only one a little pissed that we had almost 11 minutes left in the 4th quarter and couldn't break 50 points?

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
On 4/19/2023 at 12:44 PM, texifornia said:

You may remember Tywone Malone from absolutely detonating baseballs at 300+ lbs

DB Markevious Brown and DL Tywone Malone have both entered the transfer portal reportedly. Malone is a two-sport fan favorite, Brown played in 13 games last season with 19 total tackles

 

 

TotallyLegit

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On 5/8/2023 at 5:11 PM, Napoleon said:

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What does “I’m able to live and play ball how I want to.” even mean?

Was he living a lie in Austin?

How was he playing ball vs how he wanted to play ball?

This is confusing.

(The smelling your fingers thing is not confusing.)

Sark is very picky about how routes are run, and the Briles route tree is basically the Charlie Brown Christmas tree. I suspect the contrast in this area is what he was talking about.

Orange&White

Certifiably Surly
On 5/8/2023 at 5:11 PM, Napoleon said:

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What does “I’m able to live and play ball how I want to.” even mean?

Was he living a lie in Austin?

How was he playing ball vs how he wanted to play ball?

This is confusing.

(The smelling your fingers thing is not confusing.)

Maybe he just wants to be able to beat the fuck out of women and not get in trouble for it?

irishtexan

Full Members
32 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Sark is very picky about how routes are run, and the Briles route tree is basically the Charlie Brown Christmas tree. I suspect the contrast in this area is what he was talking about.

I suspect he's a cock-gobbling choade. 

WBT

Legacy Members
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Am I the only one a little pissed that we had almost 11 minutes left in the 4th quarter and couldn't break 50 points?

Moreso that we didn't erase Mack and gdgd from the record books for biggest margin of victory in the series

Bevo

Legacy Members
58 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I suspect he's a cock-gobbling choade. 

Could be it, or he could just like to use screwdrivers for more than fixing things. Or maybe both.

Vertigo

Certifiably Surly
3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Am I the only one a little pissed that we had almost 11 minutes left in the 4th quarter and couldn't break 50 points?

What would have been the ultimate fuck you would be to move the ball to midfield, and then drop a knee on the logo for the entire fourth quarter. 

NoName

Legacy Members
4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Am I the only one a little pissed that we had almost 11 minutes left in the 4th quarter and couldn't break 50 points?

would have been nice for sure...but the last 2 drives after scoring the TD to go up 49-0 were

  • 8 plays, 22 yards and a missed Bert Auburn 42 yard FG. This was literally 8 running plays.
  • 3 plays, 3 yards, 3 rushing plays and then a punt.

using FEI game ratings, the OU game was one of the 5 "best" played games in the country last year. #5 overall (99.7th percentile), #28 on offense (98.2nd percentile) and #11 on defense (99.3rd percentile)

those ranks are out of 1500+ CFB games that happened last year

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NG final is the final score before it went to garbage time. GR = Game Rating, OGR/DGR are opponent adjusted per possession unit performance.

 

 

Napoleon

Legacy Members
12 minutes ago, NoName said:

would have been nice for sure...but the last 2 drives after scoring the TD to go up 49-0 were

  • 8 plays, 22 yards and a missed Bert Auburn 42 yard FG. This was literally 8 running plays.
  • 3 plays, 3 yards, 3 rushing plays and then a punt.

using FEI game ratings, the OU game was one of the 5 "best" played games in the country last year. #5 overall (99.7th percentile), #28 on offense (98.2nd percentile) and #11 on defense (99.3rd percentile)

those ranks are out of 1500+ CFB games that happened last year

image.png.c0cc6893aae1ce326f176e0c09fdc711.png

NG final is the final score before it went to garbage time. GR = Game Rating, OGR/DGR are opponent adjusted per possession unit performance.

 

 

It’s a little easier for the defense to hairs best game of the season when the opposition starts the game by running their TE as the Wildcat QB.

Holy Shit they were fucked from the opening whistle. 

Park Gothic

Burnt Ends
21 minutes ago, NoName said:

would have been nice for sure...but the last 2 drives after scoring the TD to go up 49-0 were

  • 8 plays, 22 yards and a missed Bert Auburn 42 yard FG. This was literally 8 running plays.
  • 3 plays, 3 yards, 3 rushing plays and then a punt.

using FEI game ratings, the OU game was one of the 5 "best" played games in the country last year. #5 overall (99.7th percentile), #28 on offense (98.2nd percentile) and #11 on defense (99.3rd percentile)

those ranks are out of 1500+ CFB games that happened last year

image.png.c0cc6893aae1ce326f176e0c09fdc711.png

NG final is the final score before it went to garbage time. GR = Game Rating, OGR/DGR are opponent adjusted per possession unit performance.

 

 

It's nice to have numbers confirming that the OSU game was our worst performance by a wide margin. Certainly felt that way at the time. It's also interesting that we played worse in our win over ISU than we did in our loss to TCU. 

crash_davis

Legacy Members
3 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Maybe he just wants to be able to beat the fuck out of women and not get in trouble for it?

...maybe he wants to fuck his mom and/or sister without the unnecessary judgement.

CHIEF

Burnt Ends
On 5/9/2023 at 11:18 AM, gmr548 said:

 

He's from a county of 5,000 people where Amarillo is the big city - as many times larger than Spearman as NYC is to Amarillo. I could see how Austin could be a little too much culture shock. Norman/OKC are still bigger obviously but are probably more manageable. 

I'm speculating of course, but you could read the "live how I want" bit that way.

It makes sense. Norman is a four hour drive, Austin is over eight hours from Spearman. It is practical to be able to go home, during the offseason, on some weekends from Norman to Spearman. Lubbock would have made more sense. Homesickness is a real thing.

CHIEF

gmr548

Legacy Members
It's nice to have numbers confirming that the OSU game was our worst performance by a wide margin. Certainly felt that way at the time. It's also interesting that we played worse in our win over ISU than we did in our loss to TCU. 

Is it? The Texas defense was very strong against a top four team in the country. Texas had a rough day all around against ISU was fortunate to win against a 3-9 team. You can just get away with more against one than you can against the other.

WBT

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Reunited and it feels so good

LTtxfan

Legacy Members
21 minutes ago, WBT said:

Reunited and it feels so good

Come on, post the video...  😋

 

 

JesusSweatDuck

Certifiably Surly
5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

...maybe he wants to fuck his mom and/or sister without the unnecessary judgement.

He does seem like a giant titty baby

JesusSweatDuck

Certifiably Surly
2 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:
Former Nebraska and Texas quarterback Casey Thompson tells ESPN that he’s committed to play at FAU for his sixth and final season of eligibility. He’d visited Auburn and received interest from Notre Dame, Indiana, Houston and Texas State. He also considered staying at Nebraska.

 

@Bigbend1812 we need the brokeback mountain gif with Herman and Casey STAT

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
On 4/30/2023 at 10:34 PM, texifornia said:

Familiar name

I am officially in the transfer portal with 3 years of eligibility remaining! Thank you Auburn for everything!

https://247sports.com/player/landen-king-46057581/

Committed! Lets get to work!!!🥷🏼❤️

 

UDontKnow

Legacy Members
4 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:
Former Nebraska and Texas quarterback Casey Thompson tells ESPN that he’s committed to play at FAU for his sixth and final season of eligibility. He’d visited Auburn and received interest from Notre Dame, Indiana, Houston and Texas State. He also considered staying at Nebraska.

 

Casey got some major Chin Pubes going.

Longhornlove

Burnt Ends
12 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Casey Thompson is going to get Tom Herman fired twice.

al pacino drugs GIF

Pretty sure Tom has some hobbies he can fall back on👆

crash_davis

Legacy Members

Well, I can never unseen that shit. Thanks.

BurntOrange&White

Legacy Members

I'm hearing Casey Thompson is already watching 48 hours of film a day!

ousux

Legacy Members
 
Hoo, boy.  It's pretty stark when laid out like this.
ATM Victimized?
Or Advantage: Aggy! ??
 
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Here's the tally:
INCOMING
4 stars: 3
3 stars: 3
Unranked: 1
 
OUTGOING
4 stars: 9
3 stars: 10
Unranked: 7
 
Whoop!sie ...
 
 
Lol, forgot BBQ shef extraordinaire Terry Price's son bolted to App State

HenryJames

Burnt Ends
2 minutes ago, ousux said:
13 hours ago, Getafix said:
 
Hoo, boy.  It's pretty stark when laid out like this.
ATM Victimized?
Or Advantage: Aggy! ??
 
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image.thumb.png.9b8c1f238a97b85db2a6fb49eab5e0e6.png
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Here's the tally:
INCOMING
4 stars: 3
3 stars: 3
Unranked: 1
 
OUTGOING
4 stars: 9
3 stars: 10
Unranked: 7
 
Whoop!sie ...
 
 

Lol, forgot BBQ shef extraordinaire Terry Price's son bolted to App State

If you can't beat 'em...

BornOrange

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3 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

al pacino drugs GIF

Pretty sure Tom has some hobbies he can fall back on👆

Maybe Casey's dad is Tom's supplier.

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Texas Wahoo

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'm hearing Casey Thompson is already watching 48 hours of film a day!

Every day?  It's a good movie, but that seems excessive.

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Newy25

Certifiably Surly
21 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:
Former Nebraska and Texas quarterback Casey Thompson tells ESPN that he’s committed to play at FAU for his sixth and final season of eligibility. He’d visited Auburn and received interest from Notre Dame, Indiana, Houston and Texas State. He also considered staying at Nebraska.

 


Received interest from Notre Dame and Auburn lolz. No one likes to lie to the media to prop themselves up more than the Thompsons’. 

Josef Pwag

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12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Received interest from Notre Dame and Auburn lolz. No one likes to lie to the media to prop themselves up more than the Thompsons’. 

The Kansas City Chiefs also called, but FAU's offensive line & skill positions players were all too good to pass up. 

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