Everything posted by Herpa Derpa
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Rodney Terry has been fired
That poor rider.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
SIXTY-NINE!!!!!
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
You're the father of DDA?
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
For some, finishing #4 after being a non-participant in the playoffs in a truncated pandemic season is the absolute height of experienced success.
- 2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
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Texas Basketball 2024-25
To be fair, that might motivate the Surly crowd.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
He already knows his cliches.
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All things SNL
Just on the first episode (Hey, Joe Piscopo!) and I love how they have the cast members watch and comment on their own auditions.
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Rodney Terry has been fired
Not miserable enough.
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All things SNL
He can be. He can also be lazy and unfunny.
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2024-25 MLB offseason thread
They sent him back so they'll be ok.
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Texas at OU Sucks - 9 PM on the SEC Network
I can't wait to read what happened in the morning.
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Better Man— Robbie Williams as a Monkey
I know one Robbie Williams song but I can't spell it without a dictionary.
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Texas Basketball 2024-25
Only need to worry if the middle name is Lee or Wayne.
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Gunnar Helm
Yep. I would not be shocked if Day or another coach brought it up with the officials pre-game. Good scouting.
- 2025 Orange Bowl - Notre Dame vs. Penn State
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
I'll help you out going forward in life. People are incredibly stupid and mind-bottling short-sighted. The average hump is even more stupid and short-sighted than you could imagine in your wildest and wackiest imagining. The more stupid and short-sighted they are, the more certain they are in their stupidity and short-sightedness. See Kanell, Danny and any other number of mind-numbing talking heads that just spew stupid and short-sighted thoughts as a career path. Being stupid and short-sighted means you will always find new ways to be stupid and short-sighted. Steady work if you can stand it. Once you understand this, and are not yourself stupid and short-sighted, you will be forced to endure a lifetime of battling the stupidity and short-sightedness all around you. But you should never again be surprised at what the stupid and short-sighted are saying because you now understand the blathering morons are stupid and short-sighted and their words are as well. Calculate in the fact we're discussing a rust belt fanbase that managed to fly to the wrong State for the big game and it's easy to follow the flippity-floppity of fools.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Quick search says it was in 2020...
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College Football Imperialism Map
If you want something to bitch about in this exercise, bitch about this. Montana State gets New Mexico's territory with a week one win over a shitty Lobos squad and keeps it all year because they never play another FBS team. So NDSU ends up with the land after FCS playoffs. There's a combined D1 map and a separate FCS map. Keep FCS out of the FBS map.
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UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
Double his pay and halve his stress levels and let's see how he responds.
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UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
Since we're still in the dreaming stage, give me Self.
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
Real men disappeared when Joe put on shoes.
- 2025 First Responder Bowl - North Texas vs. Texas State
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
You poor pitiful fool.