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luke duke

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Everything posted by luke duke

  1. The gas company owns everything up to and including the meter regardless of the meter location.
  2. You’re responsible for everything downstream of your meter. If they want $1/mo for coverage sign up. If they want $25/mo for coverage then shit in an envelope and send it back to them.
  3. Congratulations on your pregnancy!
  4. What did it look like before you ate it?
  5. I thought Armybrat was the oldest living vertebrate.
  6. Smith Thompson is the correct answer. There will be some upfront cost, but you will save a bunch of money in the long term.
  7. She’s a professional Buckle Bunny, so yes to both of your questions.
  8. Why do you hate America?
  9. Say you’re single without saying you’re single.
  10. WTF is wrong with your hand?
  11. I prefer syrup.
  12. You probably could have still gotten the marriage annulled at that point.
  13. No bullshit involved… Passing through the panhandle coming back from Colorado and I am doing 73 in a 55. Just prior to getting pulled over my friend is giving me shit for not catching any fish when he (25’ over from me) caught 2 limits. I get pulled over by female DPS officer, friend starts laughing his ass off, cop hears it as she approaches and asks what’s so funny. I tell her that my asshole friend is laughing about my shitty luck fishing along with my shitty luck with the cops. She gives me a warning.
  14. I was there the day before this happened. We weren’t stupid enough to stand next to a wall of ice in the summer.
  15. Your second mistake was trying to respond to her question. Your first mistake was marrying her.
  16. Someone in the Deep Eddy marketing department has a sense of humor.
  17. Going to Costco for gas is like shopping at Walmart. It isn’t worth the hassle to save a few cents.
  18. I didn’t know that Clayton Williams had a car wash.
  19. I think you eat more BBQ than Daniel Vaughn does.
  20. I really enjoy seeing lowered dualies.
  21. You’re trying to give a random guy off of the internet access to your house while you’re on vacation? Sign me up!
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