Everything posted by stork642
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Game Week- TCU
Everyone has that one peak moment in their lives and it’s all downhill from there. This is Max’s.
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Game Week- TCU
It was like gravity ceased to exist like the Matrix and instead of dodging bullets he was dodging that football.
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We're Going Bowling!!!
I don’t get it. If you and Satya love misery so much why aren’t y’all Aggie fans?
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Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
- Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
Worthy is worthless.- Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
Does he have multiple knee braces? If so we are fucked.- Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
I guess Worthy can raise his arms after all.- Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
Holy shit a 4th down stop.- Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
Holding!!!!!- Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
Wrong- Texas opens as a Pick Em @ Kansas State
You mean to tell me corporations aren’t run by 18 yr olds who get their cars towed and other 18 yr olds that can’t lift their arms above their heads to catch a ball. Why are you so risk averse?- Game Week- Kansas State
Why not just tell the opposing team the fucking play. It as mazes me that with a staff the size of Texas we don’t have someone self scouting and catching that shit. What a huge advantage for the other team’s defense.- Bourbon
Well I’ll tell you but you’re not going to like it. There are 4 more of each at Fat Dogs/Specs in Rusk, Tx. $66 per.- Bourbon
- Coach Sark Press Conference 10.31 - 11:00am LHN
With those narrow hips those girls will never be able to have more than 10 kids. Do not want.- Michigan player gets jumped by Michigan St players
Could’ve been worse. Just sayin.- Game Week- Kansas State
Kstate was the heavy favorite until Vegas found out that Texas now has a team manicurist.- 2023 LB S'Maje Burrell
Chad Powers?- Bourbon
I’m not going to buy any OF product without also picking up a 1920 while I’m there. Up to this point I’ve refused to buy a KC 12 over retail for quite awhile but finally found it at msrp.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I don’t have an issue with Sark’s decision to leave QE in the game. I think he wanted to give him the chance to right himself and that would have been a good experience. I think if he struggles again then it’s probably a good idea to pull him for a couple of series to see things from the sideline. When you have a young inexperienced QB on the road you really need the oline to have a great game and it kinda helps if your star receiver puts in a little extra effort to help him out. Oh, I don’t know like maybe he could reach for a ball above his head.- Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
They practice all year and he can’t handle a simple assignment. At least if he’s playing the right spot and misses the tackle that’s even infuriating but to not even complete the simple task of eyeing the QB is just WOW. He needs to be benched.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
They need to stop throwing to him if he can’t be bothered to even reach for the fucking ball. Let him get double teamed and throw to Whittington all day. I bet he didn’t short arm that NIL offer.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
He’s going to announce his top 2 on his 30th birthday.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Can’t they go Tech/Leach on Jimbo if they really want him gone?- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I don’t blame the kids. They were probably smoking weed to help treat the eye cancer they got from repeated exposure to Jimbos game-plans. It was for medicinal use only. I heard they somehow fashioned Jimbos plaque into a pipe so I give them an A for effort. - Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
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