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Jack Handey

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Everything posted by Jack Handey

  1. Austin building permit search shows that the final building inspection was passed last month so the tank was likely filled.
  2. Keep doing what you’re doing. Seriously. I don’t post a lot but I appreciate your perspective and think you’re one of the most knowledgeable basketball posters.
  3. Does one of her sisters have abnormally tiny arms and hands?
  4. When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV.
  5. Beard seemed to be a surprise hire. Who was the assumptive hire before him?
  6. Is that Sark’s dad?
  7. Gotta get to that TRS vested number.
  8. Jack Handey replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    Kevin has a long torso
  9. Jack Handey replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    Kevin Eltiffe for governor
  10. Math muthafucka!
  11. Who’s
  12. Yeah holy shit this is brutal. How does this foolishness get this far?
  13. Jack Handey replied to Hollywood's topic in Food and Travel
    I love you.
  14. Have an opportunity to pick up Blanton's SFTB for $200, which appears to be more than MSRP but less than secondary market. Worth it?
  15. Gare-Bear to his true friends.
  16. I don’t know what that the fuck that means but I know it’s too soon.
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