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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. Wasn't an option for this gift. They have no distribution channels and ship direct to the customer.
  2. Thanks Joe Biden! Or is it Obama? Who do I blame for the affordability hoax when my 2 rib roast put me back a c-note?
  3. Jonathan Allen just about killed the Giants RB
  4. Hahahahaha... nice run D.
  5. This is shit football.
  6. Today's my wife's birthday. Her gift that I ordered a month ago still hasn't arrived due to some idiot messing up our shipping address putting the whole thing on hold (I discovered & reported their mistake, they upgraded our shipping from bedoiuns on camels to hippies hitchhiking on a vision quest). Ive apolozed profusely & even offered that she could choose any one of the xmas gifts already under our tree as a replacement, but she suffered that too many times as a kid. Fuck. She's being understanding about the situation but I feel like an inattentive husband.
  7. Mike! Is he still killing at the sanitation department?
  8. Is that a still from a scene Kubrick cut from 2001?
  9. Oh he's just getting started with this shit. The Trump Liberty Bell will probably get a fresh new gold paint job. And I have no doubt there's a 3-D printed Statue of MAGA featuring Trump he intends to erect in New York Harbor.
  10. I am resigned to the fact that I will be mowing/pulling weeds next week. Fuck that noise.
  11. That's pretty fucking great. My maga aggy (maggy?) BIL is gonna rage when I execute this.
  12. I hope they're packed in Mexico and Canada & this towns in the US
  13. So where did I miss the announcement that Congress approved a $2.5 billion dollar bonus to active duty military this week? That's how things work, right? The POTUS can't just say "give these people over here a couple grand" and voila...checks are cut.
  14. Just wait until he claims that Lincoln and Washington both wished they could be as loved and successful as DJT.
  15. He's only getting started with his pettiness. This will seem quaint before the 250th celebration next July.
  16. https://shop.usparkpass.com/products/america-the-beautiful-national-park-pass?utm_source=google&utm_medium=ppc&utm_campaign=11667120939&utm_term=interagency+pass&tw_source=google&tw_adid=714006255778&tw_campaign=11667120939&tw_kwdid=kwd-327288152124&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=11667120939&gclid=Cj0KCQiAxonKBhC1ARIsAIHq_luXFDVd3bd_Hqb206k2S1Mt9cVCrvdpA7JOz17fYMSzxA6Lf8Sd5_gaAkhaEALw_wcB I've been giving National Parks Passes away for years because I love the parks & they need all the help they can get. Plus, this may be the last time you can get one without the orange fuck's face on the card.
  17. Now that's how you surly. The scene where Jack/Spacey puts the $50 bill on top of his shot of whiskey when he recognizes he needs to BE a cop for the first time in a long, long time is so damn good. The whole film is a study in personal reckonings. How people betray their ideals in pursuit of a life that can be justified. "I doubt you've ever taken a stupid breath. Don't start now."
  18. This topic has been beaten to death, but the entire film takes place over Christmas. Bud's introduction. The decorations. "Merry Christmas, officer." The lighting of trees. The 'Silent Night, Deadly Night' headline after the jailhouse beatdown...it's got xmas all over it.
  19. That's a perfect scene. Two words. Two camera shots. Acknowledgement. Recognition. They're both swimming in the same murky waters.
  20. And that influence is benefitting the citizens of America how? It's clear she's had next to zero input or ability to prevent the orange shit bag from doing anything he, Miller, Musk et al want to do. She clutched her pearls while he dismantled USAID. And now she has the sadz.
  21. GhostOfTomJoad replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Music
    Saw Joe join Bruce on stage a number of times, including once at FEC during the encore where Joe led the E Street Band through a shit hot & rocking "All Just to Get to You." Joe owned that spotlight, and I can still see the image of Bruce & Stevie with huge smiles on their faces standing behind Joe & watching him burn the place down.
  22. Counterpoint: Renee Russo was hot as a firecracker [emoji3455] & naked so it was absolutely worthwhile.
  23. He's on a night train to the big adios.
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