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The Earl of Texas

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  1. It always makes me laugh when coaches say some shit like "we really need to help our young QB" so they run 1st down into 8 man front, run 2nd down into 8 man front, have their rookie QB in 3rd & 9 after 10 seconds of gameplay on the drive.
  2. "Just win, baby" 4-1 Our OL gave up consistent pressure against 4 man rush without Oliver... not good. However, with Nico in there I bet we put them away. Need OL to clean their shit up QUICK. On to next week.
  3. Ive taunted my grandma worse in UNO.
  4. That was quick. Arky collapse like the bitches they are incoming
  5. Hey y'all get off Holly Rowe Then wash her up and put her in her stable Michigan scored and got the ball back just FYI
  6. Let's fucking go
  7. Mizzou sucks. Glad that myth has been exposed. Tennessee is next on the exposure schedule.
  8. Mizzou sucks and is embarrassing themselves but if they can stop shooting themselves int the foot, they'll probably win. Best thing about a six shooter is you can only shoot yourself six times.
  9. So much more fun to root for the team you expect to win it late instead of watch the other guys win it late. Relive the final drive, in technicolor!
  10. Twitter is alight with furious betters who needed that safety to save their kids Christmas fund they gambled away
  11. Fucking cardiac Texans 😮‍💨 "Just win, baby." 3-1 Until I see the OLine get fixed, I'll assume this horseshit will continue.
  12. Ok, started slow and have not played our best, but built momentum going into the half. Bummer to miss wide open Nico late, but shit happens. Let's score to end half & receive and dig them a hole first drive after half, the Belichek special. Also: RIP to the Stroud-sophomore-slump crowd. 15/19 200+ TD in one half. Also-also: Minnesota might be fucking badass...
  13. "I'll settle for an additional relocation fee"
  14. 35-13 is an asskicking. Yes, should've been much worse. But we kicked their asses. Use the bad to learn from before the big one. Hook 'em.
  15. UNLV is about to come out smelling like a rose or smelling like dogshit and I'm Shrodinger's-here for it. Secretly, I want new UNLVQB to ball out.
  16. Fuck yeah, get this kid paid through a sketchy and below the board negotiation process with his 'agent' and go win football just like the pre-NIL days!!
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