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The Earl of Texas

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  1. Hunter is settling in. Three QS in a row.
  2. Nothing worse than dedicating your Friday night to going to the park and watching your home side get their asses kicked by a team you hate. Astros continue to spread the joy 😈
  3. Gave up Korey Lee to get him but with Diaz showing major potential and already being tutored, I’d say it’s probably not a big deal.
  4. A good get, and might lead them to go get Arizona, AZ State, or Utah to balance.
  5. Myers is not that bad when performing and whether people like it or not they clearly see value in Maldonado as prime backstop and tutor to Diaz. Remember that people were ready to bail on JP3 3/4 into one season before he got hot at the right time. Not even August yet.
  6. They misspelled “cavalry” and had to re-do the tweet 😂
  7. Meant to quote Scraps actually. This is just a posting epic fail. Please all move on and ignore my bad bullshit.
  8. Pretty devastating set of losses for them. Solid wins from a competitive perspective for us but we’ve gotta clean our collective game up before the calendar turns to October. Too many errors for sure. Just need to hit our stride at the right time, not even August yet.
  9. Dubon slander will not be tolerated. He’s been nothing but good in replacement of a Hall of Famer. You watch it bucko!
  10. If the hat don’t fit, you must commit
  11. Props to Gerry and really all the 995ers. That post’s relative content would force you into the red in just about any other field where ‘expert advice’ is paid for, but instead they rake in the cheddar.
  12. Chad is badass. Fuck all this other noise. Jake is also badass. Lots of teams would trade our problems for theirs in a heartbeat. Celebrate it.
  13. The “my team’s cheating is OK but any one else is horrible” syndrome is funnier with some fan bases than others but someone who supported the 2010s Rangers whose whole team was juiced to the tits on HGH and roids supplied by their drug dealing all star center fielder has to be top of the list. Not to be confused with their previous PED drug dealing all star shortstop.
  14. That’s without Yordan, fuckos.
  15. On a completely unrelated note, a team that hits a grand slams wins 86% of the time. Which seems very low to me.
  16. STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
  17. 3/4 in Arlington would be amazing considering all of our issues. Let’s grab one more. This team is going to put it together in the second half and it’s going to be fucking righteous.
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