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The Earl of Texas

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  1. James Cook is fucking badass, if I had Cook on my team the QB would have 0 or fewer carries each season.
  2. Somewhere Mack Brown is smiling, thinking about how running your star QB in the biggest games is a GREAT idea. Hope Allen is ok.
  3. Epic collapse by Green Bay, coaches fucked up bad in several facets but players did their part too. All around complete implode. La Fluer was on Falcons for 28-3, and now this. WOOF
  4. Always funny to see people discuss the Oilers. Crazy how the whole story is out there for you to read for free, and so few people have the slightest grasp on what happened. Anyway, the best thing that ever happened to the city of Houston, sports wise, was the Oilers leaving town. While the Oilers invoke very fun memories like Earl Campbell and Bum Phillips and those really great jerseys, the thing they were best known for was choking. And what did they do the moment they left town? They lost the Super Bowl in the singular most brutal fashion that has ever happened. Fans were better off not watching their team in the Super Bowl at all, and that's rare, and worse they have not given Tennessee anything to feel good about that surpasses how bad that forever-what-if loss will always feel. Texans are sterile/commercial, but they've been way more fun for the fans than the Oilers/Titans, relatively more successful, and ownership is in better hands.
  5. Fun game. Carolina backed in but they're good. Felt like LA left a lot of meat on the bone, but credit to Carolina for that I think. Young did OK, but those were 4 bad throws to end it, including the last one which was dropped but too low and not out in front like absolutely had to happen with season on the line. 21/40 is not great. Big year coming for him.
  6. Me and my very exclusive Tight End NIL collective which is ABSOLUTELY A TE COLLECTIVE UNTIL THE ALUMNI BASEBALL GAME nabbed him. You're welcome. We evaluated, we posted, we DM'd Derka, we went All In.
  7. Steelers defense is tougher than some of y’all may be thinking, IMO. Best scenario is our D smothers their O and we wear their defense out via snap count and ToP, which I think is very possible.
  8. Game in Pitt Monday Night 7:15 on ABC. If the Texans can defeat the Steelers: • ⁠If the Chargers and Bills win, the divisional would be against Buffalo at home in Houston • ⁠If the Chargers and Jaguars win, the divisional would be against the Jaguars on the road • ⁠If the Patriots and Bills win, the divisional round would be against New England on the road • ⁠If the Patriots and Jaguars win, the divisional round would be against Denver on the road
  9. Props to Endries. He was good for us, and should get drafted in a good board position based on general opinions from NFL draft types. Coming to Texas was a win/win. But fear not! I am a very important person and am personally involved in a very exclusive Tight End NIL collective. We're going to be fine.
  10. While NIL is relatively young, I have now seen enough of the "actuals vs what is tweeted about" to say that number and every other number you hear is usually way off. You're best off dividing the number by 10.
  11. Michigan is our BITCH. I went to the 2004 Rose Bowl was a junior, gotta say, probably best fan base I've come across. But fuck em
  12. They didn't belong in the playoffs. BYU must be GARBAGE. The Big 12 commish, who looks like a penis, is limp.
  13. Cheez It should not be allowed to sponsor the citrus bowl. Should be a citrus company. Like lemonparty.org
  14. Major credit to Indy, who played very poorly and collapsed readily. Great job
  15. The Chargers are our BITCH! Fucking glorious. And a friendly reminder that Chargers fans are Dodgers fans now too, post relocate muahahaha 😈
  16. Interesting playoffs scenarios. Have to lose out to miss, now. Pretty badass. Indy without question my most hated team but if they can pull off a Xmas miracle against Jax, I'll definitely laugh at Jax and think no better of Indy.
  17. Y’all need to buck up. Our defense is an all-timer. Have some faith. For my part? This big ole D got me feelin cocky
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