Everything posted by Horn Draoi
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Minny Vikings @ Dallas Cowboys Game Thread -- Blues at home, why the fuck not?
Why? Evidently because someone touches themselves
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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!
I’m goNna drink now. Need ZingZang vitamins, so Bloody Mary time. Fuck the haters, it’s an evening drink, too
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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!
Reduction in pay? Stake him out on the 50 and pour fire ants on his nuts, stick his last check in his mouth
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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!
Didn’t some coach once say there were three phases to the game? Shit
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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!
As this season goes on, I’m thinking Sam is now just meat for the grinder. Run the ball!
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Gucci Mane "Eyes of Texas" remix
Thanks for the translation, H17; still nonsense and not lyrical. Guess I’ll just stay home until I die.
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"It's Friday bitches" -- Time to turn this shit around!!
From the top of the Hill Country- FIGHT! PLEASE
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Allsup’s sold to Yesway
The Allsup’s in Aspermont is staffed by (middle-aged) ladies that obviously love their jobs, watch everyone like a hawk after greeting them through the door, and has the cleanest restrooms between Abilene Starbucks and Amarillo. I always figured they owned stock—please, Yankees, don’t mess that one up!
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Ok Tom, We'll Talk about Kansas Game, Oct 19th 6pm cst LHN
I’m gonna go throw up now.........
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Ok Tom, We'll Talk about Kansas Game, Oct 19th 6pm cst LHN
Shit, we couldn’t beat SMU
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Ok Tom, We'll Talk about Kansas Game, Oct 19th 6pm cst LHN
Not laughing
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It's Friday...And Still Football Season!
From the top of the Hill Country: FIGHT!
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2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX
9 sacks? Can’t win like that and need a new kick return guy ASAP!
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2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX
Time to win out-nothing else works
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2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX
9 sacks? How the hell?
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2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX
Hell, i wish i was already hungover
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2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX
Holy hell! 7 sacks? What’s going on with Sam E?
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2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX
Do we have any past rush at all??????
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I thought “shithole” was was just one word when referring to collie station??
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Good morning, assholes, it’s Friday . . .
FIGHT! From the Top of the Hill Country
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I appreciate your precision, “East Texas” is also a state of mind (and I’m using “mind” pretty loosely)—East Texas for me begins at Gatesville, 50 miles west of I-35, where mouth breathing meth head front yard appliance collectors start outnumbering us legit shitkickers. YMMV
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Y’all evidently don’t understand Texas geography: East Texas damned sure starts at I-35. Anybody ever been to Bastrop?
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Gardner Minshew America's QB
Hard not to be inspired by this wack kid-and Mike Leach is a damned pirate genius!
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It’s Friday morning you beautiful assholes . . .
Top of the Hill Country !!!!!!TEXAS!!!!!!!!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
MrPlegm lived at Jester? Odd, I had him picked for a good bit older than that......