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Horn Draoi

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Everything posted by Horn Draoi

  1. Why? Evidently because someone touches themselves
  2. I’m goNna drink now. Need ZingZang vitamins, so Bloody Mary time. Fuck the haters, it’s an evening drink, too
  3. Reduction in pay? Stake him out on the 50 and pour fire ants on his nuts, stick his last check in his mouth
  4. Didn’t some coach once say there were three phases to the game? Shit
  5. As this season goes on, I’m thinking Sam is now just meat for the grinder. Run the ball!
  6. Thanks for the translation, H17; still nonsense and not lyrical. Guess I’ll just stay home until I die.
  7. From the top of the Hill Country- FIGHT! PLEASE
  8. The Allsup’s in Aspermont is staffed by (middle-aged) ladies that obviously love their jobs, watch everyone like a hawk after greeting them through the door, and has the cleanest restrooms between Abilene Starbucks and Amarillo. I always figured they owned stock—please, Yankees, don’t mess that one up!
  9. I’m gonna go throw up now.........
  10. Shit, we couldn’t beat SMU
  11. From the top of the Hill Country: FIGHT!
  12. 9 sacks? Can’t win like that and need a new kick return guy ASAP!
  13. Holy hell! 7 sacks? What’s going on with Sam E?
  14. I thought “shithole” was was just one word when referring to collie station??
  15. FIGHT! From the Top of the Hill Country
  16. I appreciate your precision, “East Texas” is also a state of mind (and I’m using “mind” pretty loosely)—East Texas for me begins at Gatesville, 50 miles west of I-35, where mouth breathing meth head front yard appliance collectors start outnumbering us legit shitkickers. YMMV
  17. Y’all evidently don’t understand Texas geography: East Texas damned sure starts at I-35. Anybody ever been to Bastrop?
  18. Hard not to be inspired by this wack kid-and Mike Leach is a damned pirate genius!
  19. Top of the Hill Country !!!!!!TEXAS!!!!!!!!
  20. MrPlegm lived at Jester? Odd, I had him picked for a good bit older than that......
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