Everything posted by Tyler Durden
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Trump's Trade War
I assume he's making fun of Trump for not understanding how tariffs work as opposed to providing a substantive view on the issue.
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2018-19 PGA Tour
What did he do off the tee on that hole? I'm assuming he didn't hit an eight iron.
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Bourbon
Know you aren't in Houston but you can find the KO in Spec's for roughly $200. It's available around here without that kind of markup. I like it but not at $200.
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Donald Trump 2019
Yeah, there is no chance that happens. He’s going to light a dumpster fire somewhere else and everyone will run to that instead
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Houston, we have a hooker problem.
Just typical Slorch shit.
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Houston, we have a hooker problem.
She's not even plump enough to be a Vic Mackey special.
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Dominique's Sweater Tonight
https://marriedbiography.com/jennifer-reyna-biography/ 5'8" according to this link which I would bet is at least half a foot too high.
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Donald Trump 2019
There is no way he bowls and the above post is only one of the reasons.
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
Are you trying to fill the completely unneeded role of someone who is completely clueless but still offers commentary? When not asking endless questions, your thoughts on the level of American Voices from the Onion. At least those are funny.
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
Not a googler either. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Holder#Contempt_of_Congress
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
Are you capable of looking anything up for yourself?
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
Sadly he's doing this because he wants to get reelected. Doubt there is more to it than that.
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
Won't change anything because she had already made up her mind and wasn't listening to you anyway.
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Things seem to be going quite well for Joe Biden
Damn. Hopefully, he doesn't give his son a job in the White House if elected.
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Donald Trump 2019
Trump is like an animal going to the vet. He doesn't understand what is going on but he knows he doesn't like it and is going to make sure everyone knows it.
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Markets still falling like whoa
He seems to thrive on chaos so I doubt he cares.
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Getting old sucks
So pornhub it is then.
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Bourbon
And I will take the Pappy 15.
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Bourbon
I assume you are trolling but this is barrel proof to give a serious response.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We need the story on the dumbfuckery. It’s okay to post a picture if she’s hit. We will understand and assume she Fucking someone else.
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
Amazing this hard to understand.
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
You must have really hated it when he responded fed to questions about jobs by pointing out that we were losing XXX jobs (800,000) per month on the day he became president. He definitely used the prior administration a few times and remember many more where the questions were moronic and tried to pin Bush’s economy on him
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
I’m guessing you didn’t get the joke.
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"it's time for hunters to leave the NRA"
That was no spoiler.
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
Don’t forget to include the rebuttal. I’m sure it’s going to age well.