Everything posted by Tyler Durden
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Best Round of Golf
70 in a tournament and then 67 at the home course. The 67 almost seemed easy because it was relatively ho hum. Birdied three par fives and then eagled the other with no bogeys. Too bad it isn't always like that.
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Bourbon
You aren’t deserving and tomorrow is my day off. Where is the honey hole. I actually finish my bottle last weekend. Need a new one. Finished my Stagg tonight too. Have the feels going on bc It was the last of my Pappy, Antique Collection Weller and don’t know if I will ever get another one of those.
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Bourbon
Motherfuck. Go get the barrel proof.
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Topless MT lady - "They might've took my car keys, but they forgot about my ol' John Deere"
About five years ago there was a John Deere parked at Cyclone Anaya’s. I said something about it fairly loudly in the bar area and a guy claimed it. Asked how he drove that thing to CA without getting pulled over and learned he was a cop. Not surprised at that point.
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New Houston Restaurant Recommendations
Emmaline wishes it were Nobie and I wish Nobie had the trim of Emmaline.
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Defeated ....... by her own wine glass
Rules man. Where are the pictures?
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
That's a euphemism right?
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So What are You Actually Doing to Stop Trumpism - 2018
Has anyone suggested lots of masturbation?
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TexMex
Ninfas got that way about ten years ago after the family sold it and only improved when El Tiempo opened across the street from them. I was always my favorite place and eventually got to where I went once every four or five months.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I would say WTF but I also I have one foot in the divorce door. So learn from me?
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Houston baseball trip
Stay downtown. Hotel Icon or JW Marriott for proximity to great bars. Tongue Cut Sparrow and Bad News Bar. Go to Anvil otherwise.
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Michael Avenatti
Sometimes you need a thief to catch a thief? This or Fake News. Not really hard.
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Michael Avenatti
If Melania ever divorces The Donald, I damn well hope she calls Avenatti. His head would explode
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You married an Aggie so this is all on you.
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Jordan Peterson interviews Steven Pinker
Enough to vote for Donald Trump for president?
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Bourbon
Get a bottle of the regular barrel proof stuff they have at Whitmeyer's. Thought you could buy the Harvey bottle in stores and swear I saw it at Specs.
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
Another one of these stupid claims that will go nowhere because it’s not true. Do you get tired of being wrong?
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Toddler found dead on Galveston beach identified as Houston boy
Probably whip out the scissors and then give them licks.
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Gone posters
People knew Tor. Txtow was his own brand of creep.
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Donald Trump 2018
Do you want him passing along life lessons?
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Donald Trump 2018
Biggest case of projection I have ever seen. Anytime he is critical of critical of someone, take their name out, add his and see if the sentence sounds more accurate.
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Is this store in Katy? Thought they wanted $49 for ER. The rest sounds about right.- Donald Trump 2018
Completely misses the point. I doubt we would hear that much about Trump's golf if he had not made it such a huge issue when Obama did it. - Bourbon
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