Everything posted by Cousin Strawberry
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
Thats because she didn't really take a taser. Will someone please post a link to the treasure trove where she was auctioning off her discharge-soiled undies and begging to choke on Lance Armstrong's cock?
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Active shooter thread
Yeah right, Alfred Einstein. Name one country that has mentally ill people and fewer mass shootings than the US? Oh, you can't use any country in Europe, the UK, Central America, South America, Canada or Mexico. Asia is off limits, too.
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Active shooter thread
No one has said that. I will tell you that if you have ever taken a photo of yourself holding a firearm, without the animal you just killed with it, you are a broken, small-cocked piece of shit who needs to bow out of this thread. If I have misjudged, I apologized. I have shot a ton of animals and I have never taken a photo of me and just a gun because I am not a limp-dick piece of shit who loves guns. Guns are tool, like a shovel. I don't have a photo with me and a shovel, spade, ladder or sharp-shooter. Unless I just re-sodded the lawn or other home improvement project.
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Active shooter thread
I don't even want that. But there is zero chance that kid appeared even remotely normal when he bought those guns. I could walk into any gun store in the state and act crazy as fuck, pretend to be perspiring, speaking in tongues and 99% of them would ignore that and sell me a long rifle if I was repeating a bible verse.
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Active shooter thread
What the fuck does the fact that you keep your guns locked up have to do with anything? Did this kid stumble upon his granddad's unsecured Browning A5 and a box of 12 gauge ammo? You are a legit water-head retard.
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Active shooter thread
I am not sure what point you are trying to make. You should book a hunt with a big game outfitter in Idaho or Montana and show up with your piece of shit AR10. Unless they are complete white trash, they will laugh. .308 is a good cartridge but the AR platform is garbage compared to a bolt rifle. Hell, Its garbage compared to a lever rifle. The AR platform is good for shooting pigs, children and people you disagree with. I have an AR15. I bought it so my kids could shoot pigs with minimal recoil and not have to operate a bolt. Sorry about your granddad. Your argument is fucking retarded, completely irrelevant to the issue at hand but that still sucks. I bet he was hammered too, though.
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- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Its been a while since I read it but I don't recall the constitution addressing firing squads.- KU @ Texas - Thurs-Sat Series
back to back walks- KU @ Texas - Thurs-Sat Series
This is fucking ridiculous.- KU @ Texas - Thurs-Sat Series
The audio feed is terrible too.- KU @ Texas - Thurs-Sat Series
yep. No longer instant fly out.- KU @ Texas - Thurs-Sat Series
He was a freshman all-American last year and has been fucking awful at the plate this season. Let them congratulate him.- Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread
Shits in a bag %100- Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"
"Elon if you're watching this?" "You flew to the moon"- 2022 Big 12 Baseball Thread
Tech beating up on OSU, 8-1 T5.- The Sopranos
Artie did get a great deal on that Ramlosa Sparkling Water though. Also a product of the Scatino bust out.- Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread
Legs not atrophied enough.- Texas @ West Virginia Series Thread
Crushed- Texas @ West Virginia Series Thread
OMG!- Texas @ West Virginia Series Thread
I know this was mentioned last year but Coach Mazey's kid is inspirational. It will get pretty dusty but worth a watch next commercial break.- Texas @ West Virginia Series Thread
Mitch pops everything up.- Old Fashioned Hamburger Stands
This^^^^^^ The bulgogi burger with a fried egg is fantastic.- Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread
Some of y'all are acting like you have never agressively tried to shove your flaccid cock into your buddies mouth.- Houston Baptist @ Texas - 6:30 on LHN
'Un-recruited dudes chunkin 87mph scare you to death." - The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
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