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Mitch Hedberg

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Everything posted by Mitch Hedberg

  1. Disregard. As usual.
  2. Surly is back! Astros win! Great night! Except I don’t have power. Womp womp. Stop dicking around San Diego
  3. 15 pound brisket went on at 10pm. Hoping to take it off somewhere around gametime tomorrow. Celebratory cut after a victory. Wind, rain, vodka, brisket. The four food groups.
  4. If we can’t protect our best hitter then what then what the hell are doing? This is why I love hockey. You don’t breathe on the other teams best player without repercussions. They should be afraid to pitch inside to Yordan for fear they might hit him. Send one of ours to the hospital we send one of yours to the morgue!! I’ll stop drinking now. I love hurricane parties.
  5. Correa. Always Correa.
  6. I’m still pissed we didn’t drill Correa in the ribs last night. Bases loaded. Perfect deniability. Nobody hits someone on purpose with bases loaded. I’m only being half facetious.
  7. Brown strikes out two an inning. That’s our double play
  8. 2 CFs...cool I guess Works in slo pitch. Espada is cutting edge tactician.
  9. What’s an Ort? We need our best Jake and Joey today. And Hunter to stay on his game. To leave Minnesota with a series win would feel like a real victory now.
  10. Hader with the patented Dave Smith one out save.
  11. I told them to hit Correa in the ribs
  12. We can hit two or three now!
  13. Loperfido has made two of the best catches of the year. Drives in runs. Now stop striking out!!
  14. Post of the night!
  15. You really think Espada and Pressly have the nuts for that? Nope
  16. I like the way you think
  17. Hit Correa in the ribs
  18. Time to purge ALL Abreus!
  19. Joey and Jake the Double Brothers atta boys!
  20. Would have loved a couple more there from Yordan. Let’s finish this guys
  21. We were hoping. Hopes dashed. Tucker sucked for a while when he came up……😝 I kid, I kid
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