Everything posted by Mitch Hedberg
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Disregard. As usual.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Surly is back! Astros win! Great night! Except I don’t have power. Womp womp. Stop dicking around San Diego
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
15 pound brisket went on at 10pm. Hoping to take it off somewhere around gametime tomorrow. Celebratory cut after a victory. Wind, rain, vodka, brisket. The four food groups.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
If we can’t protect our best hitter then what then what the hell are doing? This is why I love hockey. You don’t breathe on the other teams best player without repercussions. They should be afraid to pitch inside to Yordan for fear they might hit him. Send one of ours to the hospital we send one of yours to the morgue!! I’ll stop drinking now. I love hurricane parties.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Correa. Always Correa.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I’m still pissed we didn’t drill Correa in the ribs last night. Bases loaded. Perfect deniability. Nobody hits someone on purpose with bases loaded. I’m only being half facetious.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Brown strikes out two an inning. That’s our double play
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
2 CFs...cool I guess Works in slo pitch. Espada is cutting edge tactician.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
What’s an Ort? We need our best Jake and Joey today. And Hunter to stay on his game. To leave Minnesota with a series win would feel like a real victory now.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Hader with the patented Dave Smith one out save.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I told them to hit Correa in the ribs
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
We can hit two or three now!
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Bregs!
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Loperfido has made two of the best catches of the year. Drives in runs. Now stop striking out!!
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Post of the night!
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Atta boy Jake
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
You really think Espada and Pressly have the nuts for that? Nope
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I like the way you think
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Hit Correa in the ribs
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Motherfuck
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Time to purge ALL Abreus!
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Joey and Jake the Double Brothers atta boys!
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Would have loved a couple more there from Yordan. Let’s finish this guys
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Acceptable!
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
We were hoping. Hopes dashed. Tucker sucked for a while when he came up……😝 I kid, I kid