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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. Damn. That felt like watching Montero pitch the 9th. Got the game back the Angels took from us.
  2. It’s safe to hit now Jose. You won’t get 3000 tonight. Hit away
  3. I was telling someone earlier today when talking about prospective lineups that if Tucker and Abreu are going to bat back to back having Chas be next would be the move. He hits lefties so well that if the other team wants to bring in a lefty against them that he would at least be the third batter. See exhibit 1.
  4. Eventually our dipshit manager and pitchers are going to realize it’s better to win 5-2 with Diaz catching and hitting than lose 2-1 with Maldy intangibles. Or they won’t.
  5. "He might be able to play today. It's day-to-day and he told me he feels fine. He was walking out of the stadium just fine as well." - Dana Brown on Jose Altuve's knee contusion. on 790 this morning. For some reason I can’t get tweets to imbed last couple days.
  6. Brantley hits homerun in second AB
  7. Both of Dusty’s whipping boys go yard and keeping us in this shit show. Dusty is going to have an aneurism.
  8. We will see your error and raise you one. And have your run back.
  9. Games like this make me appreciate the pitch clock.
  10. Unfucking believable.
  11. Wow. Hope that isn’t a precursor of the luck tonight. Hard hit balls for zip.
  12. Glass half full-didn’t lose a game to Rangers Glass half empty-stepping on our own dick and not picking up a game sucks
  13. It would be nice to root for the Giants to win and actually gain a game instead of just hoping not to fall farther behind. Wtf.
  14. Walk this MF’er off!
  15. 4,5,6 up now, need to do it here unless we want Maldy up with 2 outs in the 9th.
  16. Damnit. Right field is your friend Yordan.
  17. Did our part.
  18. Under a sign that says Crack Open A Cold One.
  19. When does Ohtani decide if you can’t beat ‘em, join em?
  20. It’s kind of a bitch getting it close. At least for me. First time I’ve tried it.
  21. Had to turn the radio on and those douchebags off. That’s worst tv commentary I’ve heard in a while
  22. Now we’re waking up
  23. Yeah we should be happy about losing winnable games because we have people on our roster who shouldn’t even be there. Yes even the best make outs like Yordan. The problem is not the out or the loss. It’s that nothing was done to get batters with real major league at bats and experience to be up there instead of Singleton. Everybody is free to raise your Pom poms and cheer the good effort. Winning 7 of 10 doesn’t do much when the team your chasing wins 9-10. I’m just pointing out the absurdity of a team with real championship talent and expectations putting those expectations in the hands of people who don’t belong. There were other options no matter what we were told. And I’ll bitch if I want! 😆
  24. You can say that again. I have.
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