Everything posted by Capn81
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This Program Is Cursed. It Is Now Time to Embrace It
We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
- [Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Directors cups as the goal is an absolute embarrassment. Not winning football games should be a game changer. Maybe you are right that the dumbshits who want Directors Cups will think that he is great, but one thing moves the the needle. Winning football games. Sunday morning edit: I’m a dumbass.
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I just want to thank the Longhorn Football program
I am literally envious of Wake Forest’s football program. Let that fucking sink in.
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Why would he do that? The disphits in the Texas organizing love his fundraising ass. Until fans roll him for being a fucking loser in football, nothing will matter.
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I just want to thank the Longhorn Football program
Congrats on not watching. Todays game put me over the top, finally. Fuck these dumb shits.
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Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program- How YOU can help Texas with the NIL right now!
The only god damn position that matters is clearly QB, pay it or stop wasting money. And yes, I will still keep wasting my money no matter where the money goes.
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Michigan fan here….
You want to be a part of this fucking disaster?
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Players on this team who should NEVER be starting:
Bijan and Wotthy are the only answers here.
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Dude is shit at his true one job. The fucking morons will point to his fundraising, while the rest of us will point to his terrible football performance. One matter and it is football wins. An addition to the football stadium, which looks horrible because nobody sits in the seats, is an embarrassment as his only true win. Win at football or get the fuck out.
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Joshua Moore
Dude needs to get the fuck out.
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
Exactly but I cannot find seven wins.
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
Two losses? I count three.
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
No, we are going to blame the fucking genius for not being able to score points in the second half of three straight games. We are going to blame him for keeping a shitass defense on the field too much in the second half because his fucking offense cannot get first downs. We are going to blame him for not being able to doing anything offensively outside of a fucking pregame script. We are going to blame him for getting out coached in the second half of EVERY FUCKING game.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Dude sucks. One and done.
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[Game Thread] Texas at Baylor 11am on ABC
Nice fucking hands
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Surly Horns Podcast Season 3 Episode 8 - We're not back
Good stuff guys
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[BAN HAMMER THREAD] Washington St fires HC and assistants - Football only
He was already in Pullman. What is the difference?
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
Is he not scheming around with his first half script? That Seems successful so far.
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
I feel like I have heard that before? Maybe a time or two.
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. OkSU - 11am on FOX
Bye.
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. OkSU - 11am on FOX
They are completely an average team. Nothing more.
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. OkSU - 11am on FOX
He is in over his head.
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. OkSU - 11am on FOX
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