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brown water

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  1. I should start a hedge fund that literally aims to capitalize on the opposite of whatever he brags about. "I'm the reason 401ks are great" = short the stock market. "Gas prices are low" = time to buy oil. "You'll have great healthcare" = time to buy puts or write calls on the hospital systems and payers. I'm sure there are creative ways to bet against a lack of airplane crashes or great treatment for asylum seekers but I'm not that immoral. Plenty of easy pickings on his more run of the mill hyperbolic bullshit.
  2. Hoe-ly water.
  3. As do his subcontractors
  4. I'll translate - with a few characters to spare We've seen this before. Djt is wilhem v2 - and v1 caused ww1. Bad then. Bad now.
  5. Checking in right on schedule to say Lando is 100% correct.
  6. I actually believe this one. Because where there’s smock there’s fur. And that doesn’t seem to be his type.
  7. Trump believes it. And likely that it means while in a seated position. Its probably why he spends 2 hours each morning tweeting from the shitter, takes a motorcade for 200 yard trips and drives his golf cart on the green.
  8. Shouldn't you be in church?
  9. Every tweet has a dick pic. His avatar.
  10. I don't know why I find it fascinating but I almost always check how much time passes between his "to be continued" tweets. We know that no time is spent proofreading or contemplating whether or not to send. So it takes him 10 - 15 minutes to type a few characters. I find the visual of a frantic paranoid old whose mind is spinning out of control, while his only outlet is feebly pecking away at his phone with his right index finger, to be amusing.
  11. I worked for Andersen at the time. If Weissman gets trump I'll consider us more than even.
  12. Surprised he could walk it. Expected a golf cart or scooter for such a long haul.
  13. Sad the one thing nearly all seem to agree. - the less we ask of him to convey basic human sentiments the better.
  14. Well at least their golf cart bill will be lower.
  15. And we'd finally have someone that believes in tasteful limitations for gold accessories.
  16. ^^ needs a third section. Non-reader (GED) - Distorted Nostalgia -> Trumpkin
  17. He's lost his merbles
  18. Let's not go starting rumors.
  19. Fraudian slip
  20. Whoever you work for the marketing department needs to sign up Iverson for the “We’re talking about practice!” campaign.
  21. Because they're the opposite. Shallow state lifers.
  22. I fired on that deal. Hit the range for a bit yesterday. Jury is out but it was cold and wet so a bit hard to get a great feel. First impression is no distance gain relative to my old ping isi set. One thing that most consider a plus is there are very straight. I was hoping for a bit more maneuverability. Got the 311 xf 3-5 and 311 6-W.
  23. Update. You predictable guys have hopped on the Weller 12 and Blantons. Here is my updated list now that I am back at the house. I am going off memory re - pricing so if any seem out of line just let me know. I'm not trying to profit. RY10 - $70 4RSB OESQ 8 Row Flint - $75 4RSB OBSF DS Liquor - $75 Stagg Jr (various releases - ask me if there is one in particular you're interested in) - $60 Bookers (2015-03 Center Cut; 2015-06 The Secret) - $60 Little Book No. 1 - $100 ECBP (various releases - ask me if there is one in particular you're interested in) - $70 Belle Meade 9yr Sherry Finish - $80 Orphan Barrel Gifted Horse - $85 Jefferson's Presidential 16 Year Twin Oak - $200 High West Bourye - $80 1792 Full Proof - $50 Eagle Rare - $30 EH Taylor Single Barrel - $60 Weller Antique - $30 Michter 10 - $150
  24. @thestudI missed it but have 3 bottles. You're in. But I am sold out. Hadn't intended to sell my "old" bottle from before the makeover. But my bad and I am a man of my word. It has your name on it.
  25. I'm happy to ship but not sure if it dollars out.
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