Everything posted by baboso
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Getting Laid 2020
The stripper marrying universe.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
That bratty ass little girl in the Raisin Bran commercial. Dad's standing there on the front porch, eating his Raisin Bran and she hops on her bike. He tells her to "make good choices." This snotty little bitch replies, "YOU make good choices." in her sarcastic pre-teen manner. Makes me ragey.
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Dozier's Grocery, Smokehouse, etc. (featuring our own ChampKind)
Alright, I'll start it. Best of luck to Champ on this. He is a damn fine bbq cook and an all around good dude.
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Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
Heh, I remember a travelling salesman showing up about 35 years ago. My dad and I were out in the shop trying to get our old piece of shit JD 2010 tractor running and it wasn't going well. It was July and about 110 degrees under that tin roof, we were both dripping with sweat and mightily pissed off. Some asshole pulls up and the dogs go nuts, clamoring about his car. He rolls his window down just enough that one of the Catahoulas or Yellow Curs can't get their snout in and get at him and yells at us. The old man comes out, bleeding pretty well from barking a knuckle on the frame of that piece of shit John Deere when a nut finally broke, and in my learned estimation in a highly pissed off mood. The guy yells are these dogs safe for me to get out? Pop asks him what do you want, and he says he wants to talk to us about dictionaries or some shit. Sure, come on out, Pop says. He pops the door and jumps out, and ol' Buck, the alpha male of our dogs, bites him right in the ass. He screams and leaps back in the car, yelling I thought you said to come on out. My old man said, "I did, but I never promised you wouldn't get your ass bit. Now get the fuck out of here."
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2020 Gardening: digging up some new dirt on an old hobby
Gamo.
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New Orleans Food and Drink Thread
Dat Dog on Frenchman Street.
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Austin Code enforcement, garage door with holes, fix options.
If he's burning pine, he's also dumping a ton of creosote in his chimney. I predict a chimney/house fire in his future.
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All Things Brisket
Yep. Butcher paper leaves you with a much better bark.
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Put in the big hole and gouge on it (truck driver check in)
I do the same thing with Whataburger when I go back to Texas.
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Help me buy a chainsaw
+1 on the Farm Boss.
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Concerts: Who Have You Run In To?
It always seemed to me that she would be a lot of fun in the sack.
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2020 Welding Thread - Whatcha building?
That story lacks closure. So, did the scrap yard win for the fourth year in a row, despite being a little upset? The Victor rep bought a whole railroad just to obtain a piece of rail for this contest? Seems extreme.
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Fixing crack in bathroom sink
No matter what you decide to do, it will cost twice as much as you think it should and be 3X the pain in the ass you expected.
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Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
You're right on the beans and destruction.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Obligatory, it's piss.
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Stanky Family Sues AA After Boot From Flight
Jewish, showers, something, something, Zyklon B.
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Put in the big hole and gouge on it (truck driver check in)
- Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
Butterbeans, cole slaw, and Texas Toast? I would eat that.- The illest movie soundtracks
- The Worst Movie/TV Characters
That little sting he felt in the bar was just his pride fuckin' with him. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.- Apey for Apiaries: a Surly Beekeeping Thread
Carpenter bees? Hate them with a passion.- The Worst Movie/TV Characters
Dana Delaney in Tombstone.- 2019/2020 Hunting Thread
Tacos, you ever have a snake problem in that blind?- Texas BBQ
If you're going up through Lubbock, take a slight detour to Wolfforth and eat at Evie Mae's.- Black Texas teen told to cut his dreadlocks to walk at graduation
Kid should convert to Rastafarian and sue the shit out of the school for religious discrimination. - Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
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