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pokeNbeans

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  1. What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie?Because it's a pizza! It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven! It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough! No, it isn't!Yes, it is!
  2. Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist... They'd pick her up in about ten minutes.
  3. Calm down, now. Calm down. Don't worry, we'll take care of you. This farm ain't much, but uh, you're welcome to what we have. Hot bath, hearty meal, clean bed.Just have one rule. Keep your hands off my daughter.
  4. Damn I still love my favorite bathtub toy Frogman GI Joe.
  5. The Exorcist.... I tried watching it a couple years back and I couldn't stop laughing. Scared the shit out of me in the 70's/80's.
  6. Cobb Salad episode Gay kid episode Palestinian Chicken episode
  7. Well, of course they're trying to screw you. What do you think? That's what they do. They can make up anything. Nobody knows. "By the way, you need a new Johnson rod in there." "Oh, a Johnson rod. Yeah, well, you better put one of those on."
  8. Practically every damn song from a 1960's or 70's show was fan-fucking-tastic.
  9. Well.....bear in mind that I am in the smaller office.
  10. You got my homework finished, McFly?
  11. Trump eating a dog courtside.
  12. I can remember what my dad used to say in times like this. What did he say? 'What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Give someone else a chance!
  13. You know, I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.
  14. Hey, it's George. I got nothin' to say.. [beeeep]
  15. My favorite scene.
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