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pokeNbeans

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  1. What? -a bulimic, chain-smoking, stenographer from Staten Island? -some pom-pom-wavin' Backseat Bimbo?!
  2. I'd also like to add..
  3. .....and in the juvenile category
  4. pokeNbeans replied to Steel Shank's topic in Music
    here's the full video
  5. pokeNbeans replied to Steel Shank's topic in Music
    Burt N BaBa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpU2jTnP_Gk
  6. Not to get all analytical and shit, but her ass and legs were more spectacular than her tits.
  7. I want the kids in bed by nine. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman -- no more cheese!
  8. Shep, no! He gets so excited when new people are here.
  9. How 'bout an intercourse hello? How would that be?
  10. Christ, you're as bad as your mother! Oh, really, Vernon! Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.
  11. ... like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!
  12. If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
  13. I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact, I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was.
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