Everything posted by ulukinatme
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Man Works 12 Hours A Day And Comes Home To This...
Mom may have eaten the kid actually.
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Katy from Horn Fans
- What do you do if you win the lottery for realz?
If I win I'd tell your wife to quit callin'. Only high class ho's from here on out.- Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
He was in lust with her when she was on Full House...in the 80s.- Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
I work from home. I've been known to masturbate at work...but only when I'm not working from home. When I'm at home I just call a "meeting" with the wife.- Katy from Horn Fans
Kevin dun goofed- Katy from Horn Fans
I'm still logged in, but the layout looks all fucked up, the remaining posters talk like fags, and their shit's all retarded.- Old School
You ever work on a PlayChoice 10? I've got one in my garage that needs some work, but I don't know where to begin. It could use some fresh decals for starters, and at least one of the joysticks is pretty worn out. It still works, it's just pretty beat up. Bought it from a bar owner about 15 years ago and was planning to fix it up with a buddy, but he sold off all the decals and extra parts he had (He collected arcade machines too). Any idea where to get decently priced parts and/or decals?- Gold jacket and reps
Ign'ant ass neggers are always fucking it up.- Thus Guy Is Fucking Nuts
Seen that dude before, and every time my fingers and toes go queezy/tingly from the views and height. Man's got a death wish.- Brush with greatness
WWE was in town one night and some of my buddies happened to go out to a bar that some of the wrestlers were at. Edge was there, along with JBL, Finley, some other dudes I don't remember, and Hornswoggle. As my buddy is havin' a drink, a glass mug narrowly missed his head and shattered against the wall next to him. He immediately got up all pissed, not sure where the mug came from, until he realized that Hornswoggle was the one who threw it. Given the company he was sitting with, my buddy decided to sit back down. The wrestlers were cool though, they paid their tab and then quickly got the hell out of there.- Brush with greatness
I'll bet he was pretty good with the stick- Tell Us About Your Avatar
It's from some movie called A*P*E. I've never even seen the whole thing, but the effects were so cheesy, and it has an ape flipping you off. What more do you need?- Kevin Morgan sighting???
Get him kicked off the flight.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Me to the wife, while working from home: "Hey, I'm about to go into a meeting." Closes office door. 5 minutes later I hear from downstairs "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!" Was not fast enough to the mute button.- My new favorite subreddit
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NSAA is a myth.- Post a pic that makes you lol
Can we slow this one down just a bit?- Brush with greatness
I was on an episode of What Would You Do? back in the day. Mark Summers, yes, THE Mark Summers came up to me and asked me to do something funny for the show, but my 9 year old crossed eyes routine wasn't worthy and so he moved on. We weren't even supposed to be part of the studio audience, but someone traded tickets with us before the show started. Other B-list celebrities I've met are Bruce Campbell and Shawn Michaels. I marked out when meeting HBK....and sadly I was in my early 20s.- Fortnite Battle Royale
Anybody play the PVE version? I play pretty casual, so I opt typically for more Co-Op over PVP these days.- PS4 hard drive full
This is the answer. I'm a game hoarder too, and I find myself jumping around or back to games from time to time. I ended up putting a 1 TB hard drive in my PS3 too, and I'm getting ready to upgrade the PS4 soon. I prefer the internal hard drives, but my FIL uses the external drive and it works fine for him.- Kevin Morgan sighting???
Do you have a Sharpie on you? He knows the drill.- Rep
I'm here for the FUPA- Surly traffic updates
I believe they uploaded the audio right around tree fiddy PM....eastern.- How many posts until NSAA?
....allegedly - What do you do if you win the lottery for realz?
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