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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Impressive that Bama found that much money to pay him to leave, considering how poor they are.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
- 2025 - 2026 Astros Offseason Thread
Haven’t seen dominance like that display from Nico Zeglin since the contest to design the nuclear power plant of the future.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
This thread is the Surly equivalent of a tattoo that says, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
At the same time… Correa and the Astros medical staff in the same training facility, man I’d hate to see that.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Pretty sneaky of you to put one actual fact in that list but not revealing which one is true.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I knew divine mischief was afoot. You expect me to believe Scott Podsednik hits a game tying home run in the bottom of the 9th in game 2 without some help? The same Podsednik who had 0 home runs in 568 ABs in the regular season?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Hayes Fawcett is looking at Crowell’s t-shirt and lamenting the missed opportunity.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
He's German. From a historical perspective, I think the more specific term for the vibe is "Hessian."- 24/25 Astros Offseason thread
Pretty awkward for Bellinger to be teammates with his wife's ex. We know she's not a breaking ball, because neither Bellinger nor Giancarlo Stanton can hit those.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
It's all fun and games until a newly invigorated Florida, riding the wave of flipping Jamie French, waltzes into Corpus Christi and signs Jaime Mmexican right out from under us.- 2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
I bet you wouldn't say that to @South Austin's mom.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I'd say Missouri has 1 and a half big cities. Or let's compromise at 1 and 3/5ths.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
*Perineal. Like a taint.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I'm told not to worry about the fact that we haven't heard from Damonic today. He slept through his alarm and his family doesn't want to wake him.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
On the bright side, remember all the handwringing last season about the fact that the Astros couldn’t win at home even though we dominated on the road? Well thanks to the sweep in Chicago, we are officially better at home than away!- Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
"I better not see anyone loaf," said the man stocking the shelves with bread.- 2024 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Who’s a JAG now?
That's because it's Alan JAGson.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
...but enough about your sister. We're here to talk recruiting.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.- Houston Astros off-season thread
Should have brought Dusty a lineup card showing Chas and Yainer starting. "Sign it, Dusty! Sign it just to prove you know how!"- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
So, Nebraska? They are in the B1G. Their recruiting base is fertile farmland. Their fans are quite robust. They had a history of winning at one point. And they are not aggy.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
That dude runs like a Dear.- Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
They signed Redass Johnson! Whoop! - 2025 - 2026 Astros Offseason Thread
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