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Spaceman Spiff

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  1. Disagree with Brauny on the Amador kid out of North Shore. I don't think he has the right mentality for the game. He's a lover, not a fighter.
  2. Does Marc Cohn play for the USMNT? Because it's like the defense told Depay, "Walk it in, Memphis."
  3. I'm old enough to remember when we were critical of Mack for recruiting too many OL every year. "OL who can't play just take up space on the roster, can't contribute elsewhere, and don't transfer. They are dead weight." Buried in the subtext was a collective recognition that the coaches didn't know what they wanted on the OL and couldn't evaluate. Amazing how perspectives change when the OL coach has a plan and a culture that demands performance.
  4. What's the buyout on Tech's meat judging coach? And if we go after him, how many free meals and rhinoplasties will the citizens of Lubbock offer him to entice him to stay?
  5. Liucci looks like Liucci with a tape worm.
  6. How are the hands on this WR from Temple, Pilot? Stone?
  7. It might depend on the pronunciation. Was he named after shit, the Rob Schneider Male Gigolo, or Mussolini?
  8. "At the very least an acceptable place for 18-22 year old college students to enjoy." What a ringing endorsement. Call the chamber of commerce!
  9. "Leaving Town" is my favorite song by Hudson Standish. Fun fact: he was named after the original name of the roller coaster Excalibur at Astroworld.
  10. Another problem with Meluskey was that baseballs weren't the only thing he could hit.
  11. I heard they sealed the deal with Evan Stewart by guaranteeing him a starting spot in the Dude Perfect lineup.
  12. Well, slap Sark's ass and call him Kyra Sedgwick, because he's the Closer.
  13. Jaydon Blue and Evan Stewart say, “Not so fast.”
  14. VY has been ready for Sweaty Gary to come to Austin for years now.
  15. Do you still need tickets? I have 2 tickets vs the Suns that I can't use and will sell. Good seats (Section 119, Row 8).
  16. But he should leave Bert in, right? That's where the real terror is.
  17. Slim Thug and Paul Wall actually did do a hype song for the Texans a long time ago. But that was before the Texans were born again.
  18. You guys have weird ways of saying "It don't make a shit."
  19. What are these “gifs” you speak of? Are you referring to tinymovies?
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