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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
Midget WE ARE SO OPPRESSED AND MISUNDERSTOOD! WE CAN’T EVEN CALL PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES BY DEROGATORY TERMS WE FEEL ENTITLED TO USE!!! So we’ll make a not-so-tongue in cheek joke about not being able to call that other group of people the letter-next-to-M word. These fuckers enrage me. Just evil to be evil.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
This will happen, and he’ll call it the Trump Presidential Library. Book it.
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Abbott being Abbott
And for those of you in this camp, please answer this:
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Abbott being Abbott
Good luck to your daughter in carrying out her vision and mission for her family if she is subjected to the hypothetical that was posed.
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Abbott being Abbott
I don't believe you for one second. Bull fucking shit. I'm sure your mother/sister/daughter would agree.
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The 2021 Tampa Bay Rays thread
Bauer’s Illegal Substance and I are in an epic back and forth. Can go any one of a number of ways.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
More like Foolean search, amirite??
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So, back to that legalization thing
It’s gonna be harder to cross into Texas from the northern border than the southern border.
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2021 Houston Astros Thread
- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
The fuck, more COVID issues for Yordan??- The 2021 Tampa Bay Rays thread
in- First Lady Jill Biden: things seem to be going well.
Yeah, I miss Nancy Reagan, too. He said fuck on cam, not fucking minorities in the can.- The 2021 Tampa Bay Rays thread
Shitass Petfuckers hooking me up with some shitass managerial decisions. Bieber and Bassitt on the bench today, thanks for that.- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
Big Gulps, huh? Welp, Garcia later!- Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Although that’s super offensive to vulvas now that I think about it more. They don’t deserve the stink that is Ted Cruz.- Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Goddammit it’s Vulvarine and that’s all there is to it. Someone on here coined the term and it’s fucking perfect.- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
Not great, fellas.- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
Yep, told y'all Altuve had it. Never question my sources!- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
He sucks shit through a garden hose. Goddammit this is not fun.- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
AD!!!!- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
Truth 💣- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
Break ‘em up!!!- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
Man, more than I thought we’d have. There we go boys!!- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
WOOOOOOO NO NO HITTER!- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
A little birdie told me that Altuve has it (apparently for the FOURTH time?!?) and that the others should be cleared soon, potentially tomorrow. But they didn't travel with the team per protocol and have to wait in Houston until they're cleared, so probably will play Saturday. - 2021 Houston Astros Thread
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