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DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

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Everything posted by DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

  1. I remember always thinking “that dude has never held that animal before this interview” every time he went on Letterman.
  2. In college this chick showed up to our party with a puppy. I was hammered and holding the puppy and then looked up and there were like 5 chicks hovering over me. It was at that moment my greatest idea was born: Rent-A-Puppy!
  3. The movie is going to be super intense.
  4. Hold on, you don’t actually see the fucking ship? It’s just on a screen?!?!? Literally nothing makes any sense to me anymore.
  5. At this point I'd like to think we can just use this thread to laugh at the absurdity of all of this, no?* *full disclosure, I get banned often.
  6. lol that Fox News interview last night…the mental image of his lawyers off camera watching him confess to the crimes they are trying to defend him against is just too much.
  7. Don't care enough to follow this drama but you're so fed up with the paparazzi that you move to...<checks notes>...LA?
  8. You thinking it's fake?
  9. That trench video is insane. What the fuck were those ruskies doing just waltzing around without a care (or gun?) in the world? Again, like all things Russia, this only makes sense if vodka is involved.
  10. i have him on ignore and don't read his posts, but i'm certain his point is 'here is some selective data to prove to you that whatever you are worried about isn't actually a problem'.
  11. Whatever benefit you get from felt in the water (read: not much) is outweighed the second you step on a dry rock out of the water.
  12. Wow. What a dick. hahahahahahaha
  13. If only there was some way to find hotels near the airport.
  14. A real kick in the teeth for those midnight gardeners trying to escape the heat.
  15. To wit, on Wednesday I will hear someone complain about the heat.
  16. Dude ran on a platform of “LOCK HER UP”, signed a law creating stiffer penalties for stealing classified docs, then got arrested for stealing classified docs and is going to be locked up. Say it with me folks: Sim. U. Lation.
  17. I still think most decisions up and down the chain of command for Russia are made while drunk.
  18. Why don’t those trucks look like they’ve been damaged? Wouldn’t a big kaboom destroy those trucks?
  19. No shit? I’ll be damned.
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