Everything posted by SquishMitten
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I mean, you’re getting double blowjobs on the reg, and you decide to throw that out the window by getting married?!? Fuckin idiot
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
As with the dead battery, I'd also consider that a recycling win. I've finally trained her, but for many years she would just stuff big boxes like that in the bin. Back then, I considered it a good day if she hadn't also poured a bunch of loose items on top before I had to pull em out to break them down.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Does it seem to anyone else that straws are harder to open these days? Back in the day, you'd just grab it, bump it on a hard surface, and the top would pop out. Now, it seems like half the time I do that, the straw just bends. I couldn't even get one open this morning and had to grab the paper edge and peel it off. Fucking ridiculous.
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I sure hope everyone involved in prosecuting these cases is involved in widespread conduct. Certainly not something you'd want them being lazy with.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Would you be at all surprised if they do a big recruiting push for “soldiers who want to take revenge against ISIS for this terrorist attack” and then just send all those guys to Ukraine instead?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Maybe I’m wrong, but if you’ve got ISIS out there taking credit for the attack, then Russia and all of its mouthpieces are saying stuff like “nah, it wasn’t them. They’re too weak. They’ve already been destroyed. Etc etc” I can only imagine that would embolden ISIS to attack again as soon as they can. Also, this wasn’t a sophisticated attack so it doesn’t take a massive organization to pull it off.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Saw that, and my first thought was: “well, hasn’t everybody been predicting a really nasty false flag operation either right before or right after the election to justify a huge mobilization?”
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Post a pic that makes you lol
There were so many times that could've ended poorly. Burning her tits was like the best possible outcome. First, when she pulls out the gun, she appears to briefly point it at her face. Second, and what I thought the video was going to be, her grip looks to be such that she could easy shoot her own finger off. Third, she blows on the barrel while pointing the gun in her own face. Then, after she burns her tits, she again points the gun at her own face. Although that last time looks like she realized it and quickly pointed it away.
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Well duh. Everything he has will have tons of liens on it. That's why he can't get any more loans. He ain't got no equity.
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Expediting it is a positive thing imo. It puts the issue to bed as fast as possible, and it allows the prosecution to proceed. The sooner it's put to rest, the sooner the crazies stop whinging about it.
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That’s where you put them when you don’t want anybody to look at em. And sometimes that’s helpful.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
If I ever wrestle a mighty beast such as that and come out on top, you better gotdamn well take a picture
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
you know what else apocalyptic environments are bad for? Providing electricity along a convenient network to charge your rust bucket.
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The Austin / Rainey St / Lake Serial Killer
JFC. Every time this thread gets bumped it’s just you thirsty virgins pining after Nicole. I’m kinda surprised jerseyman doesn’t post here every day to enhance his spank bank
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
Well, it’s not entirely false. The projected risk was excessive.
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CFP expansion discussion
Yeah, that seems like a bad take. At some point, and we’re probably already there if not super close, the B1G and SEC adding more teams starts to devalue the current conference members. What other teams out there would add enough to a contract that every member would get more money than they do now? There’s not many.
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UAP Pentagon Report (UFOs, Foo Fighters, Commie Drones)
There’s is no contradiction between saying: a) we don’t know what X is, and b) we have no proof of extraterrestrial visitors
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Wildfire 2024 Thread
Not going to address all of PTINS longcat, and I don’t necessarily disagree with the general point, but in this specific case, the fact that they came out so quickly and publicly acknowledged that their facilities are at least partially to blame, is a pretty damn strong indicator that they (or one of their subs) fucked up bad.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
Bank photographer in that situation would imply he was sent there to take pictures of a property the bank was either a) just routinely monitoring the condition of their collateral, or b) getting close to foreclosing on. I’ve had lots of my guys threatened when doing that, but no fights I’m aware of.
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Surly Horns Merch - Feedback/Ideas
Second the tomahawk idea. Also, dick towel, tequila gun, and of course, egg
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
They didn't steal the train. They robbed the passengers.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
No taxes for the city or Austin CC. They already have their own utility district, and I think they'd pick up an emergency service district tax. So, a million dollar house would have paid ~$4k less in taxes last year.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
He spites his face
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Faceboo, Instagram and What's App are down ... amazing
Down on Super Tuesday, huh? And Nikki Haley is spending way more money on digital marketing than Trump. Read somewhere this morning that she was specifically spending a bunch on social media today. P.S. - No CR P.P.S - *Removes tinfoil hat
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2024 NFL DRAFT
Fair. Like the rest of everyone here, I too am the same weight I was at 18