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Kringelbert Fishtybuns

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  1. I would kind of like to see an Saudi Arabia romp just to see the look on Putin's face. I keep laughing at JP pronouncing Zhirkov.
  2. My personal favorite. Can't find a longer clip though.
  3. Fuck Saudi Arabia Fuck Al Saud Fuck Russia Fuck Putin Fuck Robbie Williams Ronaldo (the real one) is fat And yet I will still watch The singing girl on the dragon is pretty cute though.
  4. First game is Super Aids vs Face Aids. I'm not sure which is which.
  5. So the supports on the back row just kind of stop 1/10 of the way down? I'm no civil and didn't enjoy statics that much, but that just doesn't seem right.
  6. Taking the boys to visit my parents for the weekend. We are going to do a brisket and finish building a tree house. That plus the World Cup games and Texas in the CWS and it is setting up to be a pretty nice little weekend. Gifts are a waste for the most part. Just spend some good quality time with the old man doing manly things.
  7. One time my mom went to make a tray of nachos for the kids on movie night. She had run out of tortilla chips and instead used nacho cheese Doritos. Topped off with some ranch style beans put through the food processor and a shit ton of cheddar. To this day, it may have been the greatest highlight of her culinary career.
  8. Then one of you assholes must have drunk my second flask around the second or third. Well, no. I take that back. It was probably me.
  9. I raise you Colombia Or a Colombian wearing a youth sized US jersey Even the biggest anti-soccer jackasses in the US should shut up for the World Cup and just enjoy the scenery.
  10. Jeremy Sowers He was drafted by the Indians. In the first base side bleachers, there was far too much bourbon consumed and Major League quotes yelled- especially since I think he only lasted 3 innings or so. My face may also still be sunburned from that Regional/Super.
  11. And Ana de Armas
  12. Why do you guys have to be so fucking negative? Maybe Salah found his cat.
  13. Really I don’t see how anyone watching their champions league coverage (not including the sky sports game calling) for the past decade or so wouldn’t just be nodding their head?
  14. I’m unfortunately neither old enough nor young enough to have a drug stash extensive enough to understand what the fuck is going on right now.
  15. Even if your Spanish is shit, this is the answer. They used to also be about 10 seconds ahead during the broadcast. Not sure why, but I just assumed the nobody complained to the FCC when watching Spanish channels. You may not understand the pregame show, but the dancing girls will be more informative than anything those fucks on Fox could provide anyway.
  16. Fuck Yeah Get ready for operation human shield
  17. My wife is making breakfast
  18. The end of The Chain may not but the most difficult and I’m not sue if it qualifies as a line, but it is simple and effective. Kim Deal in Gigantic would also fall in this category.
  19. Bourbon drinks are good for hot days. How is a mint julep not refreshing? Also, I like a Stone Fence. The lady at the tigress makes one with ginger beer, cider, bourbon and bitters and it tastes like bourbon flavored soda.
  20. The fat assed one.
  21. If Trump and Kim find time to hit the links for a round in Singapore, what would the o/u be for combined score for the two? 37?
  22. I always appreciated David Foster Wallace’s description of the mindset of the suicidally depressed. “the person in whom Its invisible agony reaches a certain unendurable level will kill herself the same way a trapped person will eventually jump from the window of a burning high-rise” Like said before, it simply becomes perceived to be the rational choice.
  23. That has to be some sort of social experiment to see how many people would believe an obviously false statement. Either that or Mou and Ronaldo are up to some sort of weird performance art while trying to take Man U for every penny they can.
  24. I used to not appreciate the Cure until I listened to Seventeen Seconds and the couple of albums after that. They were a little early for me and I only heard what they played on the radio. This was the track that turned the corner for me. I can see how it could still be seen as whiny though.
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