Everything posted by Best served cold
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Too many 3*. Your list is trash
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
After listening to Bjork run his mouth I would love for Texas and OU to enter the SEC in 2024 and have the first game in Austin just to fuck with aggy.
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
I feel like we should run more stretch plays.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Lol. I don't hate Banks. I think he's gong to be a great player for us. I just don't believe he's ready to take over the most important position along the offensive line.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Those of you predicting Banks to just walk in the door and lock down the LT spot may need to pump your brakes a bit. After watching 4 of his games in person this year I would say that I feel confident that he could handle the RT spot fairly well to start the season, and then move to LT the following season. But I'm just another know nothing asshole so we'll see how it all plays out. I'd love to be wrong though, and pursuing Mims is a good call in my opinion.
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How to Buy a 5-Star Recruit: The Demond Demas Saga
So if I read that right, aggy said the coaching staff can't get involved because of the arrest? Which they then use to explain away why nobody called BEFORE he was arrested? Seems like they are just covering for the potential cover-up.
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Sam Ehlinger
I can vouche for that
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I know that most folks on here have Banks penciled in as a day one starter, but I just don't see it. I watched 3 of his games this year and he never really dominated in any of them. Didn't work up to the next level much and seemed out of shape. I thought Dewberry looked much better in the games I saw, but I don't know shit and am probably wrong. Carry on.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
5 guys burgers are pretty damn tasty. I love the chicken fried steak sandwich with cheese and jalapeno at Dairy Queen. In n Out is straight ass my dude.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
I appreciate it. The 2022 thread is moving too fast to dig through all the cfs talk.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Do we have times or dates for Harris or Perkins commitments? How are we feeling there?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Didn't Milak Agbo commit to 8-4 yesterday?
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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited
This is absolutely the worst Texas team that has taken the field in over 20 years. UTSA would absolutely demolish this team.
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Surly Horns Podcast Season 3 Episode 11 - Monkeys and Shit
So no new podcasts this week?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I think Patterson would be a great addition as an analyst working virtually from his home in Fort Worth. He would have no problem letting Sark know where he fucking sucks and pointing out weaknesses.
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Bijan out for the rest of the season
What's the word on Brooks? He looked really good before coming out of the game for what appeared to be a shoulder injury.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
So what have you heard about Dewberry that makes you think he's gone? Wasn't he a lean back in the summer? Do you think he's going the way of K. Green?
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Joshua Moore might be gone
- Joshua Moore might be gone
His soft ass won't cut it as a damn roughneck I can promise you that! He better have plenty of kerosene soaked rags to wrap around his ankles to keep them ants off his candy ass.- Joshua Moore might be gone
His soft ass won't cut it as a damn roughneck I can promise you that! He better have plenty of kerosene soaked rags to wrap around his ankles to keep them ants off his candy ass.- Who could we realistically hire tomorrow if Sark was hypothetically fired?
So Sark to OC/QB coach, Milwee is shown the door and Traylor takes HC job? Works for me.- Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
Well the good news is that the halftime leads are getting smaller each game so it shouldn't be long before we can stop the trend of losing after leading at the half. Of course that will be because we won't lead at fucking all, but small victories. Amirite?- Game Week- Iowa State
That makes one of you. Most of us have resigned ourselves to the butt fucking that is about to take place.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I'd say 16, unless you are a 9.95'er and then its over 100.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
At the Atascocita game and a helicopter landed in the parking lot at halftime. Do we have anyone scheduled to visit Dewberry? - Joshua Moore might be gone
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