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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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Everything posted by Coelenterate Fuccboi

  1. I’m just angry I woke up at 3:30 am to watch this game.
  2. Sark looks to be in a bad place, mentally.
  3. Oh, well that would make it so much different….
  4. I didn’t create shit. People with far more connections to the program finally let the cat out of the bag. It all makes sense if you choose to remove your blinders.
  5. “If” players are fucking the coaches wife, and she has a child from one of the, you damn right it affects it all. No telling how long this shit was going on. I’ve been scratching my head wondering why recruiting wasn’t going better this year and Sark going MIA for 30 days and missing junior day explains a lot.
  6. He has to be gone if the stories are true. Nobody will ever respect him. Actually, it explains a lot of what we’ve seen over that past few seasons and recruiting.
  7. I came into today ready to watch Texas football, then read the Sark rumors. Now I’m numb. Why can’t we have nice things? All future coaching searches (basketball and football) need to be just as focused on the wife, or maybe better if they don’t have a wife at all.
  8. First thought I had. For once, his body language didn’t look like that of a victim.
  9. What a Sark-like drive for Misery.
  10. This limp dick slap fight is finally over.
  11. Dude spun out of the block and fell.
  12. Maybe put him waaaay in the backfield and turn around and kick it to him.
  13. Defense with the late shift
  14. They weren’t even rushing, just kind of stood there.
  15. Dude, stop posting random tweets.
  16. Doesn’t trust his dumb QB
  17. Yes! More Texas football today. Just what I wanted to see!
  18. Uh, nobody would have. Are you claiming you would have?
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