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Everything posted by chainsaw

  1. Sark: "That was a great drive, but the plays developed way too quickly. You need to let them marinate a bit. Don't try to advance the ball until the pocket is collapsing."
  2. Is Birmingham nice in December?
  3. We're making them look like Florida out here
  4. Yeah at least Lane Kiffin doesn't have any off the field issues
  5. Can we not find one guy on campus who can actually run THROUGH a fucking arm tackle?
  6. At least Lebby gets mad at his players when they fuck up
  7. He's telling Mark Stoops "Hold my beer"
  8. How much would they make by betting all their NIL against themselves?
  9. Could Arch benefit from Vabysmo?
  10. No fucking hand waving you are down by 10 points you stupid motherfucker
  11. Wisner never keeps the legs pumping.
  12. kriss kross 'll make you drop the pass
  13. UTRGV head coach Travis Bush
  14. "The offense is too simple. Arch thrives under a nuanced, complex scheme. The ball should not cross the line of scrimmage until the backs have had a chance to pray the Rosary."
  15. Arch got embarrassed by a west coast QB in the first game of the season
  16. By the way, if you start the game with a 3-and-out, and the opposing team scores 7 points in two plays, the correct thing to do is administer an immediate ass chewing to the team. A Sark-coached team would never, could never, recover from that kind of adversity.
  17. If the rumors even remotely have a kernel of truth to them, the players have never respected him.
  18. Not entirely sure that was a forward pass
  19. Pole Assassin if he's still alive would actually be an upgrade
  20. CDC should send a crew to empty Sark's office right now. No point delaying.
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