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SHOOTER12

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Everything posted by SHOOTER12

  1. ..or mebbe dumbass drunk fans? Can't think of a better plan than to dress improperly, get drunk answering wet in su zero temperatures, unless you add stripping off clothes to the mix.
  2. SHOOTER12 replied to USMCHorn's topic in Football
    Freaking awesome Dragon Longhorn Dolphin Bronco Hook 'Em Brandon!
  3. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same, most horrible thing that has ever happened to me. I absolutely do wish you the best an d hope you continue to enjoy life. You truly seem happy. HOOK 'EM!
  4. See:Costanza, George
  5. I'm going to have to read this tomorrow when I'm sober...WITEF?
  6. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    9, old enough to bust a mother fuckers head open with a golf club.
  7. You know how we know you're a woman without you saying you're a woman?
  8. It was good knowing you..there is no help for this form of demonic possession, I'll have Immamac check the wreath fund.
  9. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    The mofo got his. I came out unscathed, but still scary as hell.
  10. Haysooscristi, what in the ever loving fuck.. I hope for your sake she can suck a bowling ball through a garden h...ose
  11. "Sissies spreading out their asses, wanting everyone who passes..oh lord"
  12. Dayum, you made it on my birthday!
  13. November 22, 1963, 6th floor of thr book depository bldg. I've just got to know for sure...and if possible, stop it.
  14. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Full disclosure, as a kid I had a perverted uncle who wanted to teach me the game of golf. The balls he was interested in weren't dimpled...fucking bastard.
  15. Currently on sale at freaking Walmart I think. No heat whatsoever.
  16. Arrrgggghhh!!!!
  17. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Troof! Faggety leisure activity, not a sport. Golf was ruined for me in my childhood...
  18. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    You're a better man than I am. I'd love to participate in some form of athletic competition, but just going to the grocery store and having to take several breaks due to pain kind of dims my hopes of it ever happening. Yeah, I'm jealous...
  19. I ate a vegetable once, if she enjoyed it, she didn't let on at all.
  20. Holy shit! I had not seen that before.
  21. Freaking auto correct, fixed. See yall soon I hope.
  22. I'll be in jail shortly...some cunt stopped my recording of the combine. Please raid the wreath fund for my bail🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
  23. Maybe he meant morons and vaginas?
  24. Jon Connor to T-100: "We're not going to make are we...people I mean".
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