Everything posted by SHOOTER12
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“Many” chiefs fans now preparing for amputations after frostbite injuries from playoff game vs Miami
..or mebbe dumbass drunk fans? Can't think of a better plan than to dress improperly, get drunk answering wet in su zero temperatures, unless you add stripping off clothes to the mix.
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Brandon Jones
Freaking awesome Dragon Longhorn Dolphin Bronco Hook 'Em Brandon!
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Unfortunately, I cannot say the same, most horrible thing that has ever happened to me. I absolutely do wish you the best an d hope you continue to enjoy life. You truly seem happy. HOOK 'EM!
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Tell me about it, lol
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
See:Costanza, George
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Murder plot stopped by the Royal Family
I'm going to have to read this tomorrow when I'm sober...WITEF?
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Getting old sucks
9, old enough to bust a mother fuckers head open with a golf club.
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Helping your wife through The Change
You know how we know you're a woman without you saying you're a woman?
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Helping your wife through The Change
It was good knowing you..there is no help for this form of demonic possession, I'll have Immamac check the wreath fund.
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Getting old sucks
The mofo got his. I came out unscathed, but still scary as hell.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Haysooscristi, what in the ever loving fuck.. I hope for your sake she can suck a bowling ball through a garden h...ose
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You can time travel to any time/event in the past... where you going?
"Sissies spreading out their asses, wanting everyone who passes..oh lord"
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You can time travel to any time/event in the past... where you going?
Dayum, you made it on my birthday!
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You can time travel to any time/event in the past... where you going?
November 22, 1963, 6th floor of thr book depository bldg. I've just got to know for sure...and if possible, stop it.
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Getting old sucks
Full disclosure, as a kid I had a perverted uncle who wanted to teach me the game of golf. The balls he was interested in weren't dimpled...fucking bastard.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Currently on sale at freaking Walmart I think. No heat whatsoever.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Arrrgggghhh!!!!
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Getting old sucks
Troof! Faggety leisure activity, not a sport. Golf was ruined for me in my childhood...
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Getting old sucks
You're a better man than I am. I'd love to participate in some form of athletic competition, but just going to the grocery store and having to take several breaks due to pain kind of dims my hopes of it ever happening. Yeah, I'm jealous...
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
I ate a vegetable once, if she enjoyed it, she didn't let on at all.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Holy shit! I had not seen that before.
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Xavier Worthy 4.21* NFL Combine record
Freaking auto correct, fixed. See yall soon I hope.
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Xavier Worthy 4.21* NFL Combine record
I'll be in jail shortly...some cunt stopped my recording of the combine. Please raid the wreath fund for my bail🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
Maybe he meant morons and vaginas?
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Fentanyl laced Oxy, Valium, and Xanax
Jon Connor to T-100: "We're not going to make are we...people I mean".