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SHOOTER12

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Everything posted by SHOOTER12

  1. My idiot fucking wife has turned into a fucking hoarder/retard/collector of other people's junk. Mostly from her regarded sister. It all gets drug up on te porch. After todays latest addition I finally lost it and lowered the boom.
  2. You know, I've been looking for a job for over 2 years, been out of football for 40, I think I need to apply at aggy for a payday. Just look at all the experience I'd bring to the table.
  3. ....it's piss
  4. Got dayum, where did all the dust come from? An outstanding young man who I wish nothing but the absolute best for. A better representative for the University of Texas would be hard to find. Dammit don't we have cloning perfected yet?
  5. Yeah, didn't age too well....FARK
  6. We were so poor my mom cut holes in the pockets of my jeans so I would have something to play with...
  7. Fuck him, to even dare relate aggy to us in such a way. I mean we're not exactly whining about an App State loss. This was a big time game with big stakes.
  8. Hate to admit it, but for the last 2 years I wore my '05 championship T-shirt. After ousux this year I realized every time I wore it, we lost. It has been permanently retired.
  9. Still numb this afternoon. I mean it WAS RIGHT THERE, and we didn't bring our "A" game. I kind of blacked out and hope all my neighbors hospital stays are short and that they will forgive me. Also sorry about slaughtering and burning all their livestock. Other than that I guess I'm doing OK.
  10. Typical aggy edjumacashun....he misspelled "dumb".
  11. Go home Pedro, you're drunk.
  12. Couldn't believe we kept going to the short side of the field at the end.
  13. Last play was DPI, fight me.
  14. Very fucking racist and not at all funny
  15. Well.....they used to fit looser until the roids kicked in.
  16. We've got 4 different versions of the broadcast here on ESPN.
  17. Hate to tell you, but God is a Longhorns fan...
  18. TEXAS-48 Wash-17 Penis- 6/8 47 yds, 1 TD, 2 int. Then he met Mr. Sweat.
  19. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Wholly shit, have the doctors said what's causing it? That's scary as hell.
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