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SHOOTER12

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  1. SHOOTER12 replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    STFU David, for chrissakes back away from the ridiculous.
  2. SHOOTER12 replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    I don't either. There's going to be a squad of pissed off players sharpening their horns for the kill.
  3. SHOOTER12 replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    I saw several posts stating Sark wasn't getting out coached today, he's got it going on etc etc. Now he sucks and he's a dumbass. There were several things that hurt us in this game, multiple blatant face mask penalties that went uncalled, the guys coming out as flat and cold as an Eskimo tit, all the uncalled offensive holding calls on blowusux that were ignored by the officials, not to mention some key players getting dinged up. We lost a fucking tough one that really hurt, but if we had held ou on their last drive, Sark would be hailed as a genius. Relax, there will be better days, and it's damned sure not over yet.
  4. No shit, I'm now officially 106 years old. My cardiologist would shit if he knew I was still watching my Horns.
  5. Told mine to shut up and go mow the fucking yard.
  6. JWhitt never quits, feed him!
  7. Damn ABC's broadcast sucks.
  8. WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUUUCK???
  9. Re College Gameday: Why does Brent Venereal look like a meth head? Wait, never mind, hungover and forgot methlahoma. (Srsly, he looks like he'll. Give that bitch a corny dog.)
  10. Quoted because it cannot be overstated.
  11. LONGHORNS: 55 BlowUsucks dickbutt17 Rush Yds. 227
  12. Its 5:00am, and they still suck.
  13. Fify
  14. Bicycle inner tube...
  15. All of the above?
  16. You're wrong, but still funny.
  17. Wow, talk about an idiot. No wonder people hate us Christians as hippocrits.
  18. SHOOTER12 replied to Gil Bang's topic in Football
    Damn, a lot of the old greats in that clip... Side note, I think he hated Roman Gabriel.
  19. You DO know where you're posting...right? Mind bottling...
  20. From the great 61° weather of Nastydouches... TEXAS
  21. Don't forget funerals...the did at my cousins
  22. SHOOTER12 replied to Gil Bang's topic in Football
    Damn.. RIP
  23. Bravest LEO'S I've ever seen.
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