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SHOOTER12

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  1. I would take the term "slush fund" out of your post.its innocent WE know but some of the IR8, or aggy will report it as proof the Longhorns are doing something shady or illegal. See: Blacklab vs. Daiquiri maggot, and the phrase "tree-fiddy".
  2. I'm a psyco, away with the almonds, damned vile demon seeds.
  3. This reminds me of a guy from my hometown I knew as a kid. I went to school with his son but knew very little about his family, other than his father was really old. Somehow my classmate came up at the dinner table on night and I mentioned how old his father was. It was then my dad explained about severe alcoholism and smoking and the effects it had on a persons appearance. I was only about 6 or 7 at the time, so I didn't really give it much thought. I didn't see my classmates friend again for 4 years or so, and when I did I was very confused. He looked like a young man.(he was only around 32.) When I mentioned it to my dad he explained why we hadn't seen him in so long, he had gone away to dry out. To this day I still see his transition as miraculous.
  4. ...by a woman anyways. I'm sure they get laid a lot otherwise.
  5. Damn, I thought you were way younger than that. On behalf of all our members...welcome to The Olds Club!
  6. Rapelor=Brazos Reform School West aggy=Brazos Reform School East
  7. Truth..I was working security at the annual THSCA blow out in 76 or 77. Grant Teaff was the featured speaker. Unfortunately had to spend way more time around him than I wanted for sure. I've never met a more arrogant narcissistic bastard in my life. He walked around looking down his nose at everyone like he was waiting for the coaches to kiss his ring. I witnessed on several occasions where he refused to even acknowledge when people spoke to him. The fact that later in the evening he was surrounded by a few hundred slobbering drunk coaches made me laugh at his holier than thou ass.
  8. Yeah, he throws a mean left moob.
  9. It's a shame Auburn sucks many types of ass in the game of American football. Cam Newton and his dad aren't walking through that door any time soon. Just invoke the spirit of 22 App State and all things are possible.
  10. Oh.My.Gawd. Thanks for the nightmare fuel brother.
  11. I cannot even imagine how difficult it would be to go through that.
  12. I remember when my oldest was born, have mercy I felt the same way.
  13. Ever seen the teeth on DFigs? Now picture those teeth on a woman.
  14. Àw what the hell, go for it. Rules were made to be broken.
  15. Lol, Wyatt, I am rolling.
  16. Dammit, games like this just scare you to death. Srsly, after the screwing we've gotten from the officials, and all the snide comments coming from the B12 and conference opponents, I hope we AVERAGE 90-0 going out the door. I've come to hate the B12 almost as much as I hate aggy.
  17. Sex tent??? Wulaw has got to be the business owner.
  18. Besides divorces or breakups or bad blow jobs. No female related shit..we knew the risks we were taking chasing that poon. Mine would have to be when my father passed away in 1980. I had gone to work on a powering project in December of '79 in Kentucky so I was quite far away from my parents in South Texas. My supt. had gotten a call from my sister (I didn't have a phone), and he delivered the message to me on the job that my father had a heart attack. I caught the first available flight to San Antonio and went straight to the hospital. The doctors felt that he was pretty much out of danger at that point, which was a huge relief and I got to spend a couple of weeks in town staying with him in the hospital. Dad and I had been going through a rough patch in our relationship and had just started to work things out. As a teenager I was a little on the wild side, drinking, growing my hair long and playing in bands. He hated the hair and beard and constantly gave me grief about it before I went to KY. You can imagine my shock when he told me how good he thought my beard and mustache looked. After a while he seemed in great shape and the doctors said they'd be releasing him in a few days. At that point dad told me I needed to get back and take care of my job and that he was so proud of me, and not to worry that he'd be fine now. So I went back to KY so glad for the time we spent together and the bridges we mended. After I was back at work for a few days I called to check on things and found out the doctors had delayed his release but everything was "fine" and not too worry. 6 days after that he had another heart attack and I headed back, this time driving because as I told my boss, I don't know when I'll be back. I about blew my 76 Grand Prix hauling ass back to SA. I stopped and called when I would stop for gas. A little over halfway back when I called, a nurse took the call and told me he had passed, to slow down and please be careful the rest of the way. I handled things pretty well I think(?) until the viewing and I totally lost it. The 30 days after, I have absolutely no memory of anything other than the funeral, and my mother telling me I killed my dad. Sometimes life just sucks. How about you Surly? Sometimes sharing is good for the soul.
  19. Dumb dumb ass would check out for him also.
  20. SHOOTER12 replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    Turtle Tom and Thumb Thompson..
  21. I can go with that, probably should consider a larger truck though.
  22. Be sure and put her back in her coffin and cover her up when you're done.
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