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Call

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Everything posted by Call

  1. I’d like to take the portobello sammich, sans bread added onto the burger. Signed - Call/lardass
  2. I’m assuming you have not weighed it. Jokes aside, the topper may be worth trying before replacing in’s the fucker. Co-signed not a tempurpedic fan.
  3. Direct Auto Insurance featuring your choice of Johnny Manziel or Tanya Harding.
  4. Johnny,
  5. Waiting for Chad Briscoe to chime in
  6. These fuckers on a cold morning in the deer blind.
  7. If you need a realtor, MNLonghorn knows a guy...
  8. At first glance I assumed this was a Chad Briscoe thread
  9. Who is it about? What happened? When did it take place? Where did it take place? Why did it happen? Tell the story again
  10. No bless. Feel cry.
  11. Condolences
  12. We had a “bum drop” free drop rule if you overshot the green and ended up by the train tracks. Good times.
  13. Reminds me of riding up the escalators in RLM. 25 years later and I still smell that stench in my mind.
  14. Call replied to DDD Dad's topic in Daily Texan
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  15. It gives me the upper hand in negotiations.
  16. A vile human but less so than Briles.
  17. Recline at your own risk if seated in front of me. My dip cup may accidentally spill on you. ~ Rex
  18. “I find the pastrami to the be most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.” – George Costanza.
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