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Quagmire

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Everything posted by Quagmire

  1. My directv stream sub has gone from 35 in 2016 to 80 now. Still grand fathered in but shit it’s catching up to cable prices
  2. I’m rooting for drugs
  3. You should bang your sons teacher on that bench.
  4. Yep, really not hard to do it , no way it’s worth 200 a month . Probably 30 minutes or your time
  5. If I had access to cowboys cheerleaders locker room , I’m totally watching them change . Sorry not sorry
  6. Agree with others punishment seems harsh for an accident . Unless he did it on purpose and said fuck yo bench
  7. Bastard , mine started September 10 and still waiting on plaster
  8. I have one on myself , need to get one for my wife. How else can I afford hookers in blow
  9. Loved season 1 , season 2 just seems off to me like they are out of ideas
  10. Only downside to WFM is having to jerk off to pictures of my secretary instead of banging her in my office
  11. Maybe it’s the most valuable pussy award ?
  12. Always wanted to bang one of the chicks, those head tails would come in handy during doggy style
  13. Seriously what a weird way to die, wonder what he hit it on
  14. Wanted mando to say “I fucking hate pykies”
  15. Is using the force like blowing your load ? Is that why grogu gets sleepy ?
  16. Also Robert Rodriquez needs to be booted , it’s obvious which episodes he directed
  17. Awesome , but those hipster moped space guys need to go.
  18. Bet they saved a lot of money on the show by never having anyone turn the lights on in their houses
  19. Bet they saved a lot of money on the show by never having anyone turn the lights on in their houses
  20. Uncle has a cabin at the land cut, we use those shower bags you hang up , one side is black so the sun warms it . Even though we are showering with collected rain water it beats feeling all nasty and sticky
  21. Why didn’t two face recognize joker until he took his medical mask off ?
  22. Right that would be the other option too, of course they didn’t tell me they were gonna do this in the first place. I’m guessing it’s a lot cheaper to add one board down the fence line then to remove and reconfigure the fence .
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