Everything posted by Quagmire
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Unsolicited Calls From “Homebuyers Inc”
Kill them
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Cord Cutters Thread
My directv stream sub has gone from 35 in 2016 to 80 now. Still grand fathered in but shit it’s catching up to cable prices
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War on Drugs ticket
I’m rooting for drugs
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Is this even fixable? (Stone bench)
You should bang your sons teacher on that bench.
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Help me with a dumb question
Porn site huh
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Yes: Pools are worth it....
Yep, really not hard to do it , no way it’s worth 200 a month . Probably 30 minutes or your time
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
If I had access to cowboys cheerleaders locker room , I’m totally watching them change . Sorry not sorry
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Is this even fixable? (Stone bench)
Agree with others punishment seems harsh for an accident . Unless he did it on purpose and said fuck yo bench
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Is this even fixable? (Stone bench)
Ugly bench would not bang
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Yes: Pools are worth it....
Bastard , mine started September 10 and still waiting on plaster
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Life Insurance
I have one on myself , need to get one for my wife. How else can I afford hookers in blow
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The Righteous Gemstones (HBO)
Loved season 1 , season 2 just seems off to me like they are out of ideas
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Job Advice - Remote Positions
Only downside to WFM is having to jerk off to pictures of my secretary instead of banging her in my office
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NFL MVP is a bigger joke than the Heisman
Maybe it’s the most valuable pussy award ?
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The Book of Boba Fett- Disney+ show starting December 29
Always wanted to bang one of the chicks, those head tails would come in handy during doggy style
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RIP Bob Saget
Seriously what a weird way to die, wonder what he hit it on
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The Book of Boba Fett- Disney+ show starting December 29
Wanted mando to say “I fucking hate pykies”
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The Book of Boba Fett- Disney+ show starting December 29
Is using the force like blowing your load ? Is that why grogu gets sleepy ?
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The Book of Boba Fett- Disney+ show starting December 29
Also Robert Rodriquez needs to be booted , it’s obvious which episodes he directed
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The Book of Boba Fett- Disney+ show starting December 29
Awesome , but those hipster moped space guys need to go.
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Ozark- Netflix
Bet they saved a lot of money on the show by never having anyone turn the lights on in their houses
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Ozark- Netflix
Bet they saved a lot of money on the show by never having anyone turn the lights on in their houses
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Off Grid Alaska
Uncle has a cabin at the land cut, we use those shower bags you hang up , one side is black so the sun warms it . Even though we are showering with collected rain water it beats feeling all nasty and sticky
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The Dark Knight (2008)
Why didn’t two face recognize joker until he took his medical mask off ?
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Yes: Pools are worth it....
Right that would be the other option too, of course they didn’t tell me they were gonna do this in the first place. I’m guessing it’s a lot cheaper to add one board down the fence line then to remove and reconfigure the fence .