Everything posted by Quagmire
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Texas law question: dash cam of somebody littering?
It would be nice if they’d do something, I fucking hate littering assholes
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Dallas Cowboys 2019 Season Thread -- Aaaah Zeke Out?
Dammit I let this team sucker me in again. Dumbass
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Restless leg syndrome
I’m sure he has #2 down
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Cowboys vs Packers: Week 5
Yep all falls on him, least he got to toss a red flag at the red, better than his stupid blank ass stare
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Dallas officer kills man after mistaking apartment for her own, police say
Aren’t you supposed to kill the witness before they testify?
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This is why everyone should spend 50 bucks and get a dash cam
Sorry will post the one of me fucking your mom
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This is why everyone should spend 50 bucks and get a dash cam
He hit the silver suv, that’s why he went out of control into the wall
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This is why everyone should spend 50 bucks and get a dash cam
Caught this picking my kid up from school . Light was red a good 15 seconds before he ran through it, no way he was paying attention. Pickup kid and leave and cops there talking to them. Dude that ran light was saying he had the green, then I cut in that I have it on video. I wish they would treat these idiots distracted by their phones the same way as a dwi, at least the drunk is probably trying to pay attention. Shit pisses me off, school right around corner from that light, easily could have been some kid crossing the street.
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Dallas officer kills man after mistaking apartment for her own, police say
Shouldn’t they be antagonizing the jury that handed out the punishment ?
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Dallas officer kills man after mistaking apartment for her own, police say
7 black, 3 Hispanic, 2 white.
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Yes: Pools are worth it....
So I replaced the temperature sensor on my equipment , this is a probe that sticks in a hole drilled in the pvc. Will it leaks a bit no matter what I do. I tried plumbers putty but no luck . Is their a caulk that could get wet that might seal it up right? (Giggity)
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medical lawyer
Better not be no banana in my wind pipe
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Dallas Cowboys 2019 Season Thread -- Aaaah Zeke Out?
Yeah, no thanks . Dude is an Antonio brown starter kit.
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Voluntary childlessness
So the only reason for marriage is to make babies? Missed that in the handbook
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Giving a kid a credit card
Well might as well give them a gun too, so they can protect themselves from credit card thieves
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Law Office IT question
You can specify which folders you want to sync with one drive, then you don’t have e to worry about copying them yourself
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Dallas Cowboys 2019 Season Thread -- Aaaah Zeke Out?
No shit, for a little dude that was a hell of stiff arm.
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Trash Pandas
Coons get on our porch all the time, momma just scares them off with a broom
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Chop your dick off first and we can talk about it
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat 2,000 of something
Dad went to UT in the 60s said this was the chant , no racist “What comes out of a China mans ass? rice rice rice!”
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Here's the short list of visiting players who . . .
If pussies wouldn’t get mad about it they’d probably stop doing it. So advice is not be a pussy.
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Congrats LSU
Come on man, please be a good sport to the one LSU poster on this site!! He has feelings!
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Congrats LSU
I bet if neon moon caught you fucking his wife in the ass he’d shake your hand after you came.
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Congrats LSU
Yeah they were just faking to slow us down. Dumb question.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
Actually 2 in a row, but that’s awesome