Everything posted by smuggs
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Bluetooth headphones barely work at the gym - too much interference
Years ago I had a Sony MP3 player with the regular flat-faced corded earbuds. They did the job at the gym but were never loud enough to fully mask the sounds of clanking weights, treadmills, people talking, etc... After 20-30 minutes of processing this auditory stew, my brain would be lulled into thinking that the cacophony in my ears was what everyone in the room could hear. So one day near the Lat pulldown machines I farted, loudly, thinking no one would hear it over all the noise. I then looked over to see an attractive and horrified young lady hustle away from the scene. I hope this helps.
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Hey Steel Shank!
I don’t know why they call it “Hamburger Helper”, it does just fine by itself. I like it better than Tuna Helper, myself.
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Marvel Cinematic Universe the Endless Phase: Tripping Balls (Spoilers)
Whoa.
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Trudy's in trouble
I also managed to consistently earmark a few shillings to maintain my Street Fighter mastery at Le Fun.
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Trudy's in trouble
I liked their migas enchiladas. Stuffed avocado was tasty as well. Plenty of post-game boozing shenanigans at Northstar and Highland Lanes after company softball at the Havins back in the day. RIP.
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Hey Steel Shank!
I let the bacon roll a few shades beyond DoD flaccid hog noodle.
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Hey Steel Shank!
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28 Years Later. Boyle. Garland. 2025
I mean, the first one was shot with a Canon XL-1. A digital camcorder available for regular consumer purchase in 2002.
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28 Years Later. Boyle. Garland. 2025
Apparently this movie was shot entirely on an Iphone 15 Pro Max. 75mm dollar budget: https://www.wired.com/story/28-years-later-danny-boyles-new-zombie-flick-was-shot-on-an-iphone-15/
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Albums with no bad songs
Definitely makes the "Albums with spastic dancing giants" list. Agreed Midnight Oil kicks ass, btw.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
When I'm hungover like a dog and I want the Popeye's dropped on my doormat.
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Okay you assholes, it's Cotton Bowl Friday, and my freshly-washed balls are ready to be licked by the Buckeyes . . . .
From the unusually frigid marshes of Lake Charles: TEXAS!
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
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My Grandad had two pigmy goats, Billy and Willy, when I was a kid. They were fun as hell with plenty of personality. But one day they went to live with a family friend after my Grandad looked out the window and observed a similar party happening on top of his 1982 Buick LeSabre.- Ohio State can lick my fucking taint
I wipe my ass with their midwestern-mayonnaised Hang On Sloopy sweater vests. Fucking dorks. FIGHT!- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Butter Krust and Big Red at Lake Travis Elementary circa '81. The Big Reds usually got snapped-up first.- Albums with no bad songs
They had a guy pumping his stomach contents into a pitcher and Al Jourgensen came up on stage to drink a glass. After that a guy came out and started running meat skewers through his face and ass. I had to walk.- Albums with no bad songs
Was at the Ft. Bend County fairgrounds for this one. The Jim Rose Circus Sideshow in 97 degree Houston humidity was too much to handle.- Worst concert/live show that you attended
I haven't thought of this band in decades. This is the only song I remember from them. As it relates to your story - this album should have been titled No Sex & Misery.- Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
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My blasting point of License to Ill starts a little sooner at 0:01 of side A song 1 Rhymin and Stealin.- Albums with no bad songs
Blind Melon fucks watermelons. Or cantaloupes, which are true melons. Saw them at Southpark in 94 when they opened for the Pumpkins. They came out directly after The Reverend Horton Heat and promptly put everyone to sleep.- Emmanuel Acho
Tirico was hornballin' in the halls like a madman back in the day. Dude is the new Bob Costas now.- Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
- Why Ohio State Stomps a Mudhole In Texas' Ass
I was just looking at those game stats. Quinn was 24/38 for 349 yards. 3 TDs. Zero interceptions. This seems like a similar lead-up and I feel like he's due to really pull his cock out. Fuck Ohio State. - Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
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