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smuggs

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  1. Imagine being so devoid of morals and testicles that you’re shooting up your 25-year employer with ketamine multiple times per day. Ketamine that you purchased with 55 grand of his money. Everyone in this story is a disgusting vampire, Perry included.
  2. Not anything groundbreaking but I was surprised by the comedic chops of Channing Tatum in 21 Jump Street.
  3. ^^^ You might want to get that checked out. I had to take a 10 day course of Valtrex the last time my penis looked like that.
  4. smuggs replied to Carl Spackler's topic in Music
    I also enjoy Don Pardo's participation.
  5. smuggs replied to Carl Spackler's topic in Music
    I can't ever listen to Jeopardy and not think of Weird Al. RIP. Big part of the early 80's soundtrack, imo.
  6. The "lifeguard" doesn't have any type of can, tube or other rescue flotation on him, other than a paddleboard. Good luck saving a 200+ pound dude in the midst of the water death throes.
  7. I've always heard that Bryan/College Station is the proverbial Fertile Crescent of subaquatic law.
  8. Loved it. Gonna miss Jackman if this truly is his last one.
  9. AggroCop has two DWI's on his record. 2015 & 2016: https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/illinois/illinois-deputy-charged-murder-dui-charges-macoupin-county/63-b1167b53-ef81-4af1-8383-e341359d41b4
  10. Sorry, Cheatle, for the inquisition. I think you don't got it (got it), don't got the strength to carry on, oh yeah. You need to fax over a quick resignation. Now I replace thee, ooh, who will it be?
  11. You're personally having to contact the other driver's insurance company? For any accident that I have ever been in, my provider always handles that.
  12. smuggs replied to SKJ's topic in Food and Travel
    I don't know which would have gotten my ass kicked faster - that or singing my fajita order in my best Mustaine-hyena voice.
  13. smuggs replied to SKJ's topic in Food and Travel
    I once sat at a booth next to James Hetfield @ Barton Springs. Big dude, didn't get a look at his meal. SAD BUT TRUE!
  14. "Hey Honey - I'm headed to GameStop to pick up that limited edition Torbin action figure for little Billy's birthday gift. You know, Torbin... the Jedi that committed suicide."
  15. "Sure, I may not look like a Sith. But it helps me sneak up on them."
  16. Disney should hire someone else to retroactively shoot a post credit scene where after Vernestra strolls into Yoda’s office, he immediately senses her hidden evil. And then he force-explodes her medulla oblongata like fucking Scanners.
  17. Had a feeling that final cameo was coming but was really hoping it wouldn’t. Goodness gracious I can’t imagine a season 2 of this baloney.
  18. smuggs replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Music
    +1. I appreciate listening to their transition from drunk teens, to experimental young adults, and on to grown men with kids. Their documentary on Apple+ is fantastic. RIP MCA.
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