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smuggs

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Everything posted by smuggs

  1. It'd be awesome if they could confirm victim's DNA in the car. Even with a complete detail it's going to be hard to deep clean every square inch of the interior.
  2. Small Foretaste is a great band name.
  3. "Triantaphyllis" sounds like a prescription drug to treat moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.
  4. Wordle 565 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. Ah god damn it.
  6. 53 years old, worth half a billion, boozing at Squid Roe? What a dipshit. https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/02/dana-white-wife-drunk-fight-slap-new-years-eve-nightclub-cabo/
  7. I bet he feels so dirty when they start talkin' cute.
  8. Wordle 551 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. I've watched this no less than 30 times and it's mesmerizing. Was he trying to slide down the handrail? "I'll take Bad Stunt Ideas For 400 lb. Humans for $600, Alex."
  10. Wordle 550 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. smuggs replied to G650's topic in Music
    Dolphin tank Wiedlin would have gotten it.
  12. smuggs replied to G650's topic in Music
    One of, if not the greatest song of the 80s. RIP.
  13. Wordle 549 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Non-squatch Badlands, correct? Love it.
  15. And let's not forget, like our boy Pictus above - more than a small percentage of them are struggling against a secret fascination for thick, sweaty cock.
  16. Wordle 545 3/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. That's pretty good control to be able to jizz on command at a Walmart. I'd have a hard time dropping a load on the spot while perusing the Hamburger Helper selection.
  18. Wordle 544 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. This is fantastic. Blistering twerk-to-scrap in the blink of an eye, game 7 style. I hope these girls hashed it out and had a drink together later on.
  20. ugh. Wordle 543 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. I cannot fucking wait for this.
  22. Wordle 542 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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