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smuggs

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  1. Jonah Hill throws hammers.
  2. smuggs replied to Burt's topic in Daily Texan
    On the bright side - you've been prepping for the 'lots of small meals' routine with your badass sunset charcuterie boards. Hang in there man you got this.
  3. "About to shit pants and lights keep turning red" should be included.
  4. I have complete faith that Fox Sports will manage to push the boundaries of the TV-douchebag continuum.
  5. I saw them in Denver this July. Mick ambled around stage at nursing home speeds and he was almost never broadcast on the big screens like Vince, Tommy and Nikki. They would only show close-ups of his hands while playing. Dude could still shred, though.
  6. It's gonna be great when Fox signs him and we have to sit and listen to this dolled-up cocksucker toss football word salads every Saturday morning.
  7. smuggs replied to Hank Kingsley's topic in Cloak Room
    It's going to take months for TJ Maxx staff to sift through their complex piles-on-the-floor inventory system to filter out all of the Kanye-related merchandise.
  8. I was also strong enough not to Jill myself as a young teen. Jacking myself, though? Whole different ballgame.
  9. Wordle 496 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. smuggs replied to Hank Kingsley's topic in Cloak Room
    Don’t fuck with my GOwalk Archfit Slip-Ins, Kanye.
  11. Wordle 494 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Haha, ah fuck it all anyway. Wordle 493 X/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Wordle 492 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. I can't watch the video, just the stills make my blood pressure go up. Throw the book at these fucking pieces of garbage.
  15. Jesus Christ my colon would be laying on the side of the road if I ate enchiladas with this type of frequency.
  16. I bet she had cubs nearby. That cat looked pissed off. Also a Glock 27 as a sidearm for big game hunting - have fun getting your face removed when a mama bear comes around.
  17. Wordle 489 2/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Bonehead move on #4 damn it. Wordle 488 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. @Steel Shank to the white courtesy phone.
  20. "'Jerking off?' I don't even know what that is. What is that? A penis? What is a penis? Is that my penis? Oh, that is my penis? Then let me ask you this - if that is my penis then why would I ever want to 'jerk it off'? God created man with a penis. He 'sposed to have a penis and under no circumstances should a man ever try to jerk his penis off. It don't make no sense..."
  21. Wordle 487 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. I don't like all of the damage, grime and detail they've added to his mask in these reboots. I get what they are trying to achieve but it's just not as creepy looking. This guy's simple store-bought mask is more faithful to the OG and looks 10X better than the studio film, IMO.
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