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smuggs

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  1. I like that they are also working on a Johnny Cab driver back there.
  2. Wordle 436 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. She's got a decent set of wagons for an imbecile who lives in a van down by the river.
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  7. smuggs replied to BurntOrange&White's topic in Hobbies
    Don't overrun the goal or you'll skewer yourself from scrotum-to-epiglottis on that metal death fence back there.
  8. Wordle 430 6/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. Wordle 429 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. Booze shenanigans > Assault on a family member > OnlyFans porn in a Miami condo > Knife murder. That is one hell of a run. @Mitch Cumsteen I know it's a lot of work but throw us an APD update. I miss that thread.
  11. Wordle 426 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. smuggs replied to BurntOrange&White's topic in Hobbies
    The '23 GMC Canyon refresh is pretty slick. The AT4X (red one) is now a true mechanical equal to the Colorado ZR2.
  13. smuggs replied to MissingInAction's topic in Lulz
    It's piss.
  14. Wordle 425 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. Learning about Cuba, havin’ some food.
  16. smuggs replied to Sbbruin's topic in Music
    Fantastic song. The Isley Bros cover is exceptional as well.
  17. The tree guy dispatched by bees while suspended from a rope in Tarrytown a few months back was pretty wild. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/landscape-worker-dies-after-central-austin-bee-attack/
  18. Fuck this goddamned game. Wordle 422 X/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
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  20. smuggs replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Left me with about 60% hearing loss and a hearing aid in my left ear.
  21. smuggs replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    The second one sucks ass. I got shingles in my left ear last summer though - I'd take five 2nd round shingles shots in my dickhole before going through that again.
  22. Don't forget the pisser.
  23. Might put a damper on her extramarital tantric Crossfit fuckfests, though.
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