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Horn_Spanker

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  1. Horn_Spanker posted a topic in Daily Texan
    I have some mentally challenged cousins, who just traveled through Kentucky and visited the Ark. I'll let these two photos explain why I say, Jesus Fucking Christ!
  2. Zooming with a friend tonight and were discussing the GOP crazies. I brought up Greene's Jewish Space Lasers, forgetting this guy was Ronald Reagan's Star Wars laser guy. He told me a story about them testing one at some bombing range that was leased out to a rancher to free range his cow. He said one of the cows wandered into one of their test fires, and was instantly vaporized! csb
  3. How are people who are not 1a or 1b getting vaccinated at Kelly Reeves? ie, non-fatties here in Circle C.
  4. Let them buy my house for a shit ton, and I'll gladly move away.
  5. I think I'm suffering from Hank Hill Syndrome? I have no butt to keep my jeans up so the belt is so tight, it's uncomfortable.
  6. Horn_Spanker replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    What he said.
  7. Tell them to liquidate TxTag.
  8. Email says please stay home and go remote for the rest of the week.
  9. How are the roads (Mopac, I35) this morning? North to Temple?
  10. This needs to stay on the first page. A constant reminder.
  11. Fucked up again! But this time the DVR is letting me watch recorded stuff, but no live TV.
  12. Just finished my first cup of coffee. Think I'll go take a Ted Cruz.
  13. I hear he's a piece of shit?
  14. As I type this on Windows 7.
  15. Anyone else have an outage? Mine for last 14 hours in 78748.
  16. TEA does suck cock by choice! AISD sucking up for the State dollar regardless of how many will die.
  17. Found Medicare doesn't do long term nursing care. Only short (20 day) stints are care facilities, like rehabs. Back in the old days, elderly parents would give all their assets to the children, and then go to Government paid long term care. Government figured out the loophole and now says, there has to be five years between the liquidation and nursing home. Hense, my referral that mom won't last another five years. Medicaid will do long term, but I need to know how poor you have to be?
  18. Is there a way for an elderly person to receive long term care via Medicaid without liquidating all their assets? Mom needs a home, will probably live less than 5 years, and I don't want to sell her house.
  19. Adjusted it a bit even though the original was correct.
  20. Another reason the Statesman sucks is the weekly loose leaf ads crammed in your mailbox, even if you don't subscribe.
  21. Horn_Spanker replied to Neonmoon's topic in Nerdz
    Good timing!
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