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GoPokes83

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  1. Did it a couple of months ago.
  2. Sucks that you have rats? Maybe get a cat or something.
  3. At least 6 cows had to die in order to make that outfit.
  4. Just peel the top couple of “contaminated” sheets off the roll if it bugs you that they might be dusty. But I doubt the Bounty factory is a sterile environment, so who knows what’s trapped inside that wrapper anyway.
  5. I saw like 740 nice sized throwing rocks he walked right past.
  6. Overweight, Ricky Ricardo haircut, plaid shirt on the second one, I’d bet my big toe on it.
  7. Oh hell yeah in real life, a little thick for my pretend girlfriend mind banging.
  8. I built 2 for customers. Screw tiny houses, you want to build a small truly affordable home you can actually live in the A frame is the way to go.
  9. I was unaware of directional beauty pageants.
  10. I’ll help a brotha out! But be warned, for every A, there’s a B
  11. Ditto! Egg salad, sprouts, and bacon. Businessman?
  12. How TF does Mary Lou Retton not have insurance? https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/former-olympic-gymnast-mary-lou-retton-icu-battling-pneumonia-1235614586/
  13. He was wearing a helmet, he knew what was up.
  14. Running outboard and bluetooth speaker.
  15. Honestly? Fuck if I know, but she did, like an unreasonable amount of did.
  16. Nah…. You should see this barn. 50 mph gusts a couple of days ago and I was calculating how long it was going to take to haul off the debris.
  17. 11 inches? Is it unusually cold where you live?
  18. I’d wear those to church
  19. We lost about a third of one on our big trees in high winds yesterday. The branches fell onto the road and I dragged them onto the shoulder. I was out working on my boat behind our barn 150 yards away from the tree when the county came to cut it up and I didn’t notice them. For some reason my wife’s pissed that I didn’t see through a barn, house, golf cart shed and behind a tree when she got home and saw it cut up. “I just don’t understand how could you not see that!!” at least 3 times…Well shit, I just didn’t.
  20. It’s been 39 years since the Olympics?
  21. Britney’s been taking some form of dance lessons non stop since she was about 4 and this is the best she can do?
  22. Non lethal rounds, and that female cop was worthless and in the way
  23. GoPokes83 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    2-3 exchange students from the Home Depot parking lot. It would’ve taken me a week to dig all that
  24. Kinda miss the days when a good set of bolt on’s were pretty much standard equipment for female newscasters.
  25. much more reliable than trying to remember which string to pull
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