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GoPokes83

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  1. Freaking rabbit hole! I wondered if there were even raccoons in Sweden, and why they just wouldn’t call them raccoons. Turns out that raccoons aren’t native to northern Europe, but Hitlers compadre Herman Goring turned 4 loose in a German forest in 1934 and now there’s a million wandering around doing raccooney shit! Sweden is actively hunting all they can find and killing them.
  2. I’m straight up Gumpish when it comes to how the internet works. I don’t think this news story is CR, but how is it possible to ban a web site nationwide? https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna67479
  3. Fine, a ten pence then!!
  4. Once you’ve got a mostly full set of teeth it’s over Johnny!
  5. It’s almost like you’ve never been to a Mexican restaurant or Home Depot in South Texas!
  6. Pretty much what I expected. Once you hit the slaughter house doors they don’t take the time to let you get acclimated. They’re on a schedule.
  7. Sorry I should’ve spoilered that. My bad!
  8. Michelle Yeoh will win best actress. I haven’t seen the movie and have no idea if she’s fantastic or terrible, but they’re pushing the “First Asian actress to be nominated”, angle awfully hard. The Academy lives for this stuff these days! Just the world we live in.
  9. Missed Monday’s show. What happened with Bella the pig?
  10. Breakdancing to become Olympic sport. https://www.fastcompany.com/90835635/breakdancing-olympics-scoring-trivium-breaking
  11. Alright , now stay with me: When we left, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan. And now… we are out of fuel!
  12. I’m no fan, but he just blew a chunk of his friends skull off. He was probably in shock and didn’t know what to do.
  13. One of my fb friends builds incredible large scale Star Trek models as a hobby. He recently purchased a C8 Corvette and made a model of it. The level of detail is beyond my comprehension! Every bit is made by him, nothing purchased. He built a vacuum form for the windshield and the rest of the “glass”. Just phenomenal work! https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02ey6FCoc8F6dwn6swBZbypf3hsPQWzP1RrRZAsQv74w5uoZdAuLYwcX53vEQpsriel&id=1547600689&mibextid=qC1gEa
  14. Thank God someone just happened to be videoing in that random direction!
  15. Fantastic show, and season 2 really is better than the first. But every time I see Renner on screen it bums me out that it’s really improbable there will be a season 3.
  16. Trivial, but for some reason it bugged me that Kitty still had the same 70’s hairdo
  17. Well… He died, so there’s that.
  18. I must be a lot farther out of the loop than I thought. I’ve only heard of two of those.
  19. Apparently the mispronunciation is a fairly recent dealio, started 30 or so years ago. And no one says Loo uh vul slugger.
  20. Why make it walk like a sissy?
  21. Not sure where to put this, but I definitely said Holy Shit! https://abc13.com/buzz-aldrin-anca-faur-marriage-los-angeles/12722896/?ex_cid=TA_KTRK_FB&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+New+Content+(Feed)&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2iZxrqeRB7aa7xkCLP69-22c3JPVp3Y5auij0aS4k2zHlBXxWKc829dRM&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#ld6f0byn8wdw9bu1jmb
  22. He’s from Flatonia.
  23. My asshole BIL that moved to Kentucky 13 months ago and insists we call Louisville “Loo a vll”. I keep telling him it’s named after King Louis, not Loua. BTW he’s super proud to tell me about his wife and her fake ass Louis Vuittan purses she’s into selling at the flea market, so I know it’s not some speech impediment he’s suddenly picked up.
  24. Heard on the local news at noon that he was talking on his phone during the gun safety training. Don’t know what that means about anything. Just another log on the fire.
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