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Lhorn

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  1. Not sure the diagram of the individual shrimp is necessary but the food looked pretty good. I think that’s the “dump cake” informercial lady. Pour a box of cake mix in a Pyrex pan, pour a can of soda on top, don’t even stir, bake, profit. I had bought a box of key lime flavored cake mix and had a can of sprite. Terrible. There were hard chunks, chunks of powder and flavor was terrible. Threw it away. In retrospect key lime flavored cake mix sounds gross.
  2. Swayze 100%.
  3. My early years were in Wisconsin. They called it a bubbler, which in retrospect is a terrible name. It doesn’t make bubbles.
  4. Or clean up a neighborhood or do a food drive. Do your atonement and we move the fuck on. SEC, do your part and don’t fuck up absolutely no brainer calls.
  5. I’d be surprised if the “ask” of the university to identify bottle throwers was anything more than a stab in the dark (not actually expecting anyone to be identified) or just a “wink, wink” request. University will just say “we tried, oh lord how we tried…. But the video is just too grainy to be certain.” Pay the money, move on
  6. Thank goodness we didn’t have celebrity guest Whitey Ford at a game with a free pretzel giveaway.
  7. Lhorn replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Seth Littrell’s browser history includes the Google search “where is Tom Herman now?”
  8. Lhorn replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41911435/sources-oklahoma-fires-oc-seth-littrell-tabs-joe-jon-finley
  9. 294>273 stupid sip. Aggy doesn’t believe in transitive properties in football unless it proves tu is ass.
  10. A bad hire can be forgiven. Having to endure bad seasons because you can’t afford to buy out a coach who was given an extension before they really did anything when no one else was trying to hire them away is the real sin. I’ll never understand it.
  11. Lhorn replied to WBT's topic in Football
    I agree. BV will right the ship. Just gotta give him a lot more time.
  12. Lhorn replied to WBT's topic in Football
    I guess Arnold burning his shirt is real story https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41886073/oklahoma-qb-jackson-arnold-enters-vs-south-carolina-burns-redshirt
  13. Lhorn replied to WBT's topic in Football
    Has Casey played? He can’t be worse than these scrubs.
  14. Lhorn replied to WBT's topic in Football
    Thats Dr Casey Thompson if you please.
  15. Lhorn replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Hell yes. I don’t care what people say about the freshman. Neither of those QBs are in Norman next year. They spent 20 years with a horseshoe in their ass, stumbling and falling face first into Heisman quality QBs. Their time to wander the desert is long overdue. BV forever!!!!
  16. Graham Harmon masturbating over OU getting worked right now as proof that Texas ain’t shit. (Avoids analyzing Bowling Green’s season).
  17. Lhorn replied to WBT's topic in Football
    Indiana might be awfully good. I wasn’t expecting it but I’m all for it.
  18. That is a Tyrone-esque stat line.
  19. That lady was nearly fast enough nor agile enough to be fucking around like that.
  20. Very practical.
  21. Lhorn replied to joeycovers's topic in Football
    “This fucking hat is too small!”
  22. Every time I see this thread bumped I’m surprised to find out that he’s not dead this time. Good for him.
  23. Seems like a lot of players winning weekly conference and national player of the week awards this year.
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