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Daniel figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson
I was thinking about this last night. How humiliating it must be as a father to learn that your son fucked up his future to this extent, for what? College football rivalry? And then having to tell other family and friends and young Dfigs is again changing his name. I had forgotten about the comically tall chick in the wife’s wedding party picture.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
That’s a pretty impressive pickup if it can safely pull that.
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Daniel figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson
- Daniel figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson
I forgot the part during the interview where he claimed to create accounts and then sell them (@figurellisports hahahah) but that the new owners were required to retweet his personal account. Eventually I believed he claimed that it was not possible for him to get in contact with the people who paid him for the accounts. In 2016 why the hell would anyone want to buy a Twitter account with zero followers?! Twitter accounts are free. 🤣- It's time we talked about pickup trucks
Subaru drivers love the WNBA and recently learned there’s a regular NBA too.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
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- Daniel figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson
- Daniel figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson
- Daniel figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson
Sorry, ShaggyTexas?- Daniel figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson
Actually here’s a good link… https://www.hornsports.com/forums/topic/12108-the-daniel-figurelli-interview-warning-nsfw-language/- Daniel figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson
My ignorant of the details recap - Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph and perhaps Daniel Wilson is a chicklet toothed retard who was an undergrad at UH. He hates us because he ain’t us and created sock accounts pretending to be UT fans saying racist things about potential UT recruits. Someone has to help me out here about how the sock accounts were linked back to him. His Scooby Doo caper blew up in his face and I’d like to think that Hornfans posters were instrumental in alerting Price Waterhouse Cooper that he was human garbage and they ended up pulling his internship. At some point he was interviewed by a website about the event and went OJ promising to find the real killers. Narrator: he found the real culprit…… in the mirror. He eventually fulfilled his scumbag, racist destiny by going to A&M as a post grad. He later popped up as “Rude Dog” again shitting on Texas this time as Daniel Joseph. Someone here found his wedding announcement and gift registry a year or two ago and I’d like to think Surly posters sent him a chaffing dish and some dildos. I’m sure I missed some details.- Ultimate Disco Cruise
Bro, do you even Suddenly? Loverboy? When the going gets tough? Get out of my dreams…? There’ll be sad songs….? Carribean MFin’ Queen? Only thing wrong with Billy Ocean in that lineup is he needs to be paired with other R&B killers instead of disco acts. edit - looks like a lot this acts aren’t straight disco- Daniel figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson
Wait, he changed his name again? Did he take his wife’s last name? If so, did he tell his wife that that he was doing it because he’s a feminist and trying to tear down the patriarchy? Instead of the truth, he was trying to bury his racist past as the former Daniel Joseph and Daniel Figurelli? Just wait until the internet catches up with him and he has to get divorced just to change name again.- Mindy Kaling ruins Scooby Doo
I had to recalibrate my “how bad is it” meter so I checked out the IMDB ratings for two gold standard terrible shows. How does Small Wonder have such a good rating? Lol- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
It’s the trans part isn’t it? Seriously, that’s a crazy story. Original sentence was 7 years……for trying to murder 2 people with an ax. Got raised by an additional 5 years. Glad to see the two victims survived.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Just two dudes in a car? No that’s not “gay”, it’s not even “bi.”- Fat People
Btw, I’m not saying I agree with the pushback. I think part of the solution to getting kids to accept healthier school lunches is to model that behavior at home too. Not 1 healthy meal at school and garbage for breakfast and dinner.- Classic Car thread
Just out of curiosity, what part did you change? (Please don’t say battery - j/k). Old cars need a lot of work, but they are also very easy to work on. Good for you.- Fat People
I think a lot of the push back regarding the school lunch thing is that for a lot of kids, they simply won’t eat school lunch if it doesn’t taste good. “You need energy to learn” and “this is healthier” are completely meaningless concepts at a certain age. So little bags of carrots rather than fries sounds great but if the carrots go in the trash and the kid goes hungry little was gained.- Emmanuel Acho
Man, watch how fast he walks this back.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I gotta say, I like this style of joke. Just simple, ham fisted setup and punch, put together with a picture that was probably originally used in a pamphlet for marriage counseling.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Not to victim blame, and you certain never expect THAT to happen, but I think you gotta have your head on a swivel around a person carrying an axe in a convenience store. Ditto machete or baseball bat. Those people survive?- Emmanuel Acho
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Holy shit!!!! - Daniel figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson
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